New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

What is that Russ? El blocko at los trabajar.

That Pitfighter Robot movie with Wolverine shouting "bring it" over robo nutshot videos.

AKA: lol

[Matt]

Ah yes...Rock'em Sock'em Cock-Block'em Robots: the film.

[BillyG]

Ah yes I saw that on Slashfilm then saw Levy then said ohhhhh a butterfly.

[Abraham Smashington]

Good news always comes with it's retarded brother, LOLBad.

*PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

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FUCKING FAIL.

This looks AWESOME. GIANT ROBOTS BOXING = ENTERTAINING

Goddammit you fucks. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

[Captain Russ]

Looks dumb. And shitty.

[Timothy225]

Dumb? Eh, I've seen worse. Shitty? Well, not really expecting high art, but could be fun.

Still, can't wait to see the eventual action figures for this flick. Can never have enough robot toys. Just sayin'.

[Captain Russ]

Futurama already did it, and did it with class.

[Abraham Smashington]

Looks dumb. And shitty.

You look dumb and shitty!

Well not really, BUT ROBOTS FIGHTING. IT'S LIKE ROBOT JOX 2 BUT WITH A BUDGET.

[Captain Russ]

Nothing will be better than Jox.

NOTHING

[Martin]

Looks dumb. And shitty.

Looks like a colonoscopy.

[Timothy225]

Well, the fact Jackman's in it means Jen will INSIST I go see this with her. Still, robots beating the shit out of each other, and likely a human-robot throwdown will take place during the film, guarantees I'll be somewhat entertained.

Rob, I got yer back on this one, son.

*dudeit'sfuckingrobotsfightingandshitfist*

[Captain Russ]

It's not a goddamn witch hunt, I just think it looks turrible.

You're entitled to your opinions, no matter how much I disagree with them.

[gravedigger]

Looks dumb. And shitty.

So does your face. It's ROBOT JOX: THE NEXT GENERATION. Ticket = sold.*

*You know, if I ever went to the movies.

[gravedigger]

Haha, I should have read this page since Rob made basically the same post.

*greatestmindsthinkalikefist*

[V]

What pleases me most is that those of you who see this film will have to deal with the terrible emotional toll it will exact on your psyches.

The memories will always haunt you... haunt you enough to make you seek solace in a bottle, or the hot stem of a crack pipe.

While I and my non RoboJackman seeing comrades will waltz blithely through life, unencumbered by the mental anguish...