New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Matt]

Fucked how?

[Abraham Smashington]

The fact that no one is asking for a 3rd one? haha

[FilmNerdJamie]

Yeah. Seriously. Fuck a third Bridget Jones movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

I say they take a whole new direction.

Bridget Jones 3: IN SPACE
or
Bridget Jones 3: Bridget in the Hood

[FilmNerdJamie]

I say they take a whole new direction.

Bridget Jones 3: IN SPACE
or
Bridget Jones 3: Bridget in the Hood

Judges would have also accepted Bridget Jones being Victim #1 in Hot Fuzz 2.

[Matt]

BRIDGET JONES 3D

[Ben Thomas]

Riddick sounds like a slightly better remake of Chronicles of Riddick. It also sounds like you won't have to have seen either of the previous two films to get it. Which is probably a smart move, as I don't think the masses really care about or maybe even remember the character.

[B_Metal]

I REMEMBER BENSON THOMAS!

Seriously I hope Riddick kicks ass as I dig the character.

[Matt]

I want it to be PITCH BLACK but with better production values. That was really the maim improvement that COR brought to the table.

[Captain Russ]

And Colm Feore.

And knife fights. Knife fights errywhere.

[BillyG]

Mothafuckin SPACE MULLET on the protector of Rohan!

[B_Metal]

Knife fights in the dark, on the spacecrafts, in bed, on the shitter. Literally ERRYWHERE!!

[Matt]

Colm Feore improves almost every movie that he's in. Even HE couldn't assuage the pain of Thandie Newton, though. How she gets work baffles the mind.

[Captain Russ]

Blowjobs.

Hollywood was built on blowjobs.

[Matt]

Both Thandie and Andie McDowell must be incredible, then.

Also, we have a RIDDICK thread.