New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Jan]

Diesel does not like the Canadian cold, so he had industrial heaters brought so help that. Also, he had a hot tunnel built so he could walk from the said trailers to his car without experiencing the Cold.

Hey, some like it Hoth.

[Timothy225]

Hey, some like it Hoth.

I have repped this man. So should you.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I know someone who works on the set of Riddick 3. Fuck, the Vin Diesel stories are HILARIOUS.

How dare you laugh at the greatest actor Sidney Lumet ever worked with!

[Abraham Smashington]

Vin is awesome. Haters gonna hate.

[Timothy225]

All the behind the scenes stuff will be forgotten on opening night as the screen EXPLODES with the awesomeness of Riddick. I hope. I mean, I'm in the mood for some over-the-top action flick and sci-fi stuff.

Don't make me disappoint, Diesel.

[Matt]

Shitting on a table?

[Matt]

Is that an Underverse thing?

[Timothy225]

Didn't Sylvester Stallone have that fetish?

[Matt]

Chuck Berry and Danny Thomas supposedly did.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Wait, what?

[Anderson]

Chuck Berry just wanted to watch people pee. Danny Thomas was just a dick. Table shitting is new to me.

[Timothy225]

If I remember right, Stallone was ALLEGEDLY RUMORED to enjoy getting under a glass table while a lady dropped a deuce on the top side so he could watch.

Heard about it on O&A some years back.

[Matt]

I heard that they both had a shit fetish. A radio morning show here in MN was talking about Chuck Berry a few years ago and brought it up. The only other person that I recall them mentioning with the same fetish was Thomas.

[Timothy225]

Folks just don't fuck anymore, do they? Gotta bring in bodily functions too.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Folks just don't fuck anymore, do they? Gotta bring in bodily functions too.

Don't judge. Everyone has a kink. EVERYONE.

Wonder where the Richard Gere gerbil story got started.