New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[BillyG]

Disney's re-release of "Beauty and the Beast" in 3D. FUCKING YES!!!

Brittany won't go see it with me

[Lisa]

SHE won't go see it with YOU? Not the other way around? That's a little awesome, really!

[IggytheBorg]

Isn't Titanic getting the conversion/re-release treatment soon?

I'll have to watch that again on a day when I'm not attending my own divorce hearing.

Naked Kate Winslett in 3D? I'd consider this. . . .

[FilmNerdJamie]

Naked Kate Winslett in 3D? I'd consider this. . . .

Sam Mendes sits in the audience and tries to feel her 3D boobs crying, "Just one more time, Kaaaaate!"

[Ben Thomas]

When I went to see Tintin, they played the Phantom Menace 3D trailer. Literally, could not tell one bit that it was 3D, even in the podrace shots, which should be a slamdunk.

It makes me incredibly angry that millions of dollars will be swindled out of idiots to re-see an awful film in really unimpressive 3D.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'll be one of those people

[Captain Russ]

Rob, you're my innernet bro from another mother, but you crazy as fuck.

[FilmNerdJamie]

When I went to see Tintin, they played the Phantom Menace 3D trailer. Literally, could not tell one bit that it was 3D, even in the podrace shots, which should be a slamdunk.

It makes me incredibly angry that millions of dollars will be swindled out of idiots to re-see an awful film in really unimpressive 3D.

As the guy who likes Phantom Menace, even I won't sit through this.

[Timothy225]

No interest whatsoever in seeing any Star Wars flick in 3D. I've seen each film enough times that 3D isn't going to be enough of a draw for me to check any of the films in the theater again.

Now, if there was a virtual reality version where you're fully immersed into the film...

[B_Metal]

This may seem absolutely insane but why not take up the franchise AFTER eps IV, V, and VI and do something NEW?!?

[Captain Russ]

The whole thing fucking sucks now.

Straight talk.

[B_Metal]

I just don't understand anyone who gives anymore money to it.

[FilmNerdJamie]

This may seem absolutely insane but why not take up the franchise AFTER eps IV, V, and VI and do something NEW?!?

That's been Lucas' plan for years apparently.

Before IESB finally went belly-up, I recall them reporting it was happening, for reals, and while Lucasfilm denied it instantly Harry Knowles essentially confirmed that it was true.

[Captain Russ]

Well that's as good as the pope's blessing!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Minus the big hat and smelling of stale Cheetos.