New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[BillyG]

The perfect evil queen is Michelle Pfeiffer. She killed in STARDUST, hitting just the right tone of menace and humor. Plus, she's still gorgeous. Imagine her in the Julia Roberts role...

Still terrible. The tone of the film kills it, not Julia. Julia not giving a fuck just doesn't help any.

[Captain Russ]

Michelle Pfeiffer in STARDUST

Still HNNNNNNGHHHHHHing after all these years.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Roberts is playing it like the Queen isn't evil. At all. Just she's one of her typical leads in a shitty Garry Marshal romantic comedy.

[Lisa]

Still terrible. The tone of the film kills it, not Julia. Julia not giving a fuck just doesn't help any.

Exactly. The problem isn't the actress - Pfeiffer is always amazing, but it's pointless if the movie sucks.

[Bobby Bear]

...Only thing about her is the way she walks.

I enjoy the greater hits of Genesis and I make no apologies for it.

[Ben Thomas]

Both Snow White films look like shit.

Neither Snow White film will be getting my money.

Its easy people - exercise you're right to abstain, it feels great.

WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE LUCKLUSTRE FANTASY FILMS.

[Matt]

And of course Ben comes in with the right answer. I'm not dropping coin on.either of them, so why fuss.

[Lisa]

I definitely don't plan on seeing the Julia Roberts one. I need to see a trailer for the Charlize one before deciding on that, although KS ruins it for me, so that's more than likely out.

[Matt]

The trailer for that one is out there, Lisa. It's much, much better than that Julia Roberts one.

[Captain Russ]

I'd rather just watch the Disney cartoon.

[B_Metal]

I don't necessarily mind the existence of Kristen Stewart, I do however object to her being in films. Especially any I end up having to watch.

[Captain Russ]

I liked her in Adventureland. I think the decision to star in the most idiotic franchise this side of Cars was not a good thing for public perception and reception. But she made bank, so who the fuck am I to say anything.

She's yet to really do much besides sleepwalk through everything else I've seen her in. Even when she played the androgynous child of Bananas Foster in Panic at the Disco Room she was a non-entity.

Try, Kstew. Fucking try.

[Matt]

I thought she was decent in THE RUNAWAYS.

[Lisa]

The trailer for that one is out there, Lisa. It's much, much better than that Julia Roberts one.

Thanks! I'll find it and render my judgement!

Bananas Foster in Panic at the Disco Room she was a non-entity

YOU are fabulous, you!

[Ben Thomas]

She was effective in her short screen time in Into the Wild.

I want to like her, cos I think she has the potential to be more interesting than Evan Rachel Wood. But yeah, I just don't want to see any of her films.