New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[B_Metal]

Ed Hocken: White Knight for shitty actors. Lulz

[Martin]

Troy would have the better insight. But if I remember correctly, Ryan Gosling turned down Avatar. Imagine him as Jake Sully.

Yes. Imagine Ryan Gosling as Jake Sully.

With a hammer in his gloved hand, wearing a bitchin scorpion jacket. No need to be a blue-skinned alien, that setup will cure any paraplegic.

[Anderson]

Yes. Imagine Ryan Gosling as Jake Sully.

With a hammer in his gloved hand, wearing a bitchin scorpion jacket. No need to be a blue-skinned alien, that setup will cure any paraplegic.

He was one of many to turn it down.

[Abraham Smashington]

Worthington is who I was referring to, white knight.

yesssss

[PHEDG]

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[Matt]

Frickin amazed at the decent reviews that 'Footloose' is getting.

[Abraham Smashington]

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Wow. That looks pretty interesting.

[Anderson]

Frickin amazed at the decent reviews that 'Footloose' is getting.

Here's the thing about it. The movie sucks ass. But, it's incredibly well-directed which is where a lot of the false praise is coming from.

[Bobby Bear]

...if Gosling was in it, at least there would be an interesting performance.

I automatically read this as "another interesting performance." I can't help it.

He was one of many to turn it down.

You have my attention.

[Martin]

Act of Valors looks interresting, to say the least. You KNOW the action will be good.

[Captain Russ]

WOOHOO! ALREADY DEPRESSED AND IT'S ONLY THE TRAILER!

BRING IT, PADDY.

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[Howard]

Y NO DINOSAURS?

[Martin]

THIS MOVIE IS MORE DECEITFUL THAN DRIVE

[Captain Russ]

Y NO DINOSAURS?

Implying Peter Mullan doesn't look like a goddamn dinosaur.

[BillyG]

Remember reading that the festival cuts months ago were SUPER rough, and not that good. Did they go back and re-edit/re-shoot or is everyone skeeting on this again because its PADDY FOOKIN CONSIDINE.