New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Martin]

The Rock has massive amounts of charisma. He just needs a better agent.

Touché about Johnson's agent, Rob. I LOVE The Rock, but WTF is wrong with him working non-action movies?

So Martin if those were like needles in your penis- whats the analogy for Planet 51?

Ever seen Lars Von Trier's Antichrist? I'm Dafoe's balls, and Planet 51 is a Charlotte Gainsbourg.

[V]

Ever seen Lars Von Trier's Antichrist? I'm Dafoe's balls, and Planet 51 is a Charlotte Gainsbourg.

Officially fucking speechless...

[Martin]

Officially fucking speechless...

You saw it?

[Timothy225]

The Rock making an action movie? About fucking time, as there's a dearth of action stars at the moment, Expendables notwithstanding.

Lord, bring back our Stallones, Scwarzeneggers, Segals, and Van Dammes.

[Lisa]

Lord, bring back our Stallones, Scwarzeneggers, Segals, and Van Dammes.

AHEM!!! AHEM!!!!


(*Someone*? Someone you're forgetting?)

[I_Cassini]

"I vill break YOU!"

[V]

You saw it?

I thought I was the only one who did!

GRAAA! I wish I had big, beautiful tits! Then I could marry you, you magnificent bastard!

[I_Cassini]

I thought I was the only one who did!

GRAAA! I wish I had big, beautiful tits! Then I could marry you, you magnificent bastard!

FINALLY!!! V is out of the closet.

[Timothy225]

AHEM!!! AHEM!!!!


(*Someone*? Someone you're forgetting?)

"I vill break YOU!"

Hey, the Dolph was a given... commence your , ladies!

[Lisa]

Yeah, NOW you try to suck up to the chicks!

(*Takes her sizeable blond Swedish peace-offering and leaves in a huff*)

See, Cass got where I was going with that!

[V]

FINALLY!!! V is out of the closet.

That is amusing. You are entertaining.

[I_Cassini]

Yeah, NOW you try to suck up to the chicks!

(*Takes her sizeable blond Swedish peace-offering and leaves in a huff*)

See, Cass got where I was going with that!

I watched Rocky IV on Sunday and thought about you.


You can have Dolph and I will take Jason Statham.

[Timothy225]

Oh, so you snag all of the blonde beefcake, take him home with you, and leave nothing for Cass? Nice. Real nice.

ETA: Woop! Cass is fast with the response. So, without further ado...

[I_Cassini]

SWEET!

[V]

Ahem... movies?