SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[Captain Russ]

Those don't bother that much, but then I remember this version of Parker isn't a genius of any sort. He puts his fucking name on his personal property which undoubtedly will be misplaced at some point to allow the villain to discover--ugh that hurt me to even type.

Mostly because I sat on my balls. #attell

I'd be able to reconcile it if we were talking about Dopey Maguire from the first incarnation.

[gravedigger]

I still haven't watched this. He's not science nerd Parker? Then mechanical shooters make no sense.

[BMichaelKrol]

Those don't bother that much, but then I remember this version of Parker isn't a genius of any sort. He puts his fucking name on his personal property which undoubtedly will be misplaced at some point to allow the villain to discover--ugh that hurt me to even type.

Mostly because I sat on my balls. #attell

I'd be able to reconcile it if we were talking about Dopey Maguire from the first incarnation.

That Attell record is one of the funniest comedy records I've ever heard.

[Timothy225]

Those don't bother that much, but then I remember this version of Parker isn't a genius of any sort. He puts his fucking name on his personal property which undoubtedly will be misplaced at some point to allow the villain to discover--ugh that hurt me to even type.

Thank you for reminding me about that scene, Russ. My "YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN' KIDDING ME!" startled my wife while she was upstairs web surfing. Been a long time since I talked back to a movie.

[B_Metal]

It's the old age Tim, you'll be talking to the sky in no time.

[Timothy225]

It's the old age Tim, you'll be talking to the sky in no time.

[Timothy225]

Raimi on why Spider-Man 4 never happened. Damn shame as the thought of Hathaway as Felicia Hardy/Black Cat would've been interesting. Probably redundant as she was Catwoman in DKR, but still...



Not Ms. Hathaway, but a reasonable facsimile, no?

[Abraham Smashington]

First shots of Foxx as Electro.

[Captain Russ]

What the fuck is Mr. Freeze doing in New York?

[Matt]

Not liking it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Could be neat with the added animated lightning bolts or whatever. Really surprised at how far they took it. Wasn't expecting that.

[gravedigger]

When did they get right of the ridiculous/awesome green and yellow number?

[Abraham Smashington]

[Captain Russ]

Giraffe Man ate all his hardboiled eggs. He's out to blow him...

...away

[BillyG]

That shit is bananas in pajamas. Won't judge it, as I expect some crazy FX laid on top of the make up.