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Tiny Lester pounds the holes he wants, son. That's his priviledge.
But yes, let's move on.
But yes, let's move on.
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First decent thing I've seen come out of this dumbass idea. Evokes the design of a comic cover, but more grimdark and nonsensical (Untold? Fuck you.).Me quick one want slowComment
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The top five-sixths of that poster is the only good thing to come from this nightmare.Comment
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I like it - different, moody (I can see Howard's point, re: the grim/almost horror-esque underpinings of the pic. Perhaps if the walls were more like city buildings/bricks/windows, instead of dungeon or Ring-style decrepit well walls?), and almost black & white starkness. Simple image that speaks volumes.
The tag-line was completely unnecessary, and deceptive. It's a new take on the origin, yes, but everyone already knows every bit of minutia about Spider-Man's origin, be it through the comics, movies or TV shows. There's nothing untold about Spidey's origin at all, unless the new crew decides Peter Parker is the third leg in a teenage bi-sexual love triangle between him, Gwen Stacy and Flash Thompson, or something. I feel if there was NO tag line at all, the poster itself would be much more powerful.Last edited by Timothy225; 12-10-2011, 04:59 AM.Comment
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AHHAAH to that Dr. Connors thing.
"His motivations are unclear as to why he elects to be the first human test subject"
Isn't it because he's missing a fucking arm?
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Don't be bringing your fancy-pants logic and common sense into this, Rob.
The more I see/hear about this flick, the more disinteretsed I get.Comment
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Please Jesus...let it be revealed that Peter's dad is Seth Brundle.Originally posted by Bullshit From Official WebsiteOriginally posted by AriComment
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Watch, they'll show us (insert Darth Vader-esque big bad guy) is Spider-Man's dad. 'Cause that's NEVER been done before, right?
Why the fuck couldn't they have just recast the damn franchise, move forward with the stuff Raimi set up? Keep Emma Stone as a redhead, BOOM, there's your Mary Jane. Give Dylan Baker his shot as the Lizard, for cryin' out loud.Comment
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Sounds like they're going with some parts of the Ultimate origin this time around.Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
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I'd be very, very surprised if the incorporate that into the film, Russ. It would pave the way for that villain in any sequel, though.Comment
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Originally posted by Uncow Gus View Post
Which I found silly. Same with Eddie and him being high school buddies or whatever."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Oh but a teenager getting bitten by a radioactive bug and not dying from radiation poisoning isn't silly.
Just kiddin'. I know what you mean, but it was an UNTOLD STORY HERAPA*THWIP*DERPMe quick one want slowComment
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hahha. The whole premise is silly but I hate it when they try to shoe horn everything in. It's the Lucas effect."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/waYxuyM4vi0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Originally posted by AriComment
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