SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[Martin]

Banana's out of her (his?) ass? Twice? It's not that terrible.

[Timothy225]

I can't do it. I love you too much to put you through that kind of pain.

Anyway, me and a few of my squaddies hit Bangkok on the way back from a job. We go to this bar to have some drinks, and of course, there are naked women dancing in cages. You know. A normal bar.

So anyways, this really tiny guy comes on the stage with a mic, and in that weird sing-song accent they have, he says to give it up for 'Angela'.

Well, everyone gives it up for Angela... and so did we. Until we saw what Angela was doing.

Bananas. In the pooter. Two at one time.

Using her Kegels. Shooting them at guys almost 10 meters away.

We left.

Now let us never speak of this again.

She probably shot 'em towards these guys...

[B_Metal]

She probably shot 'em towards these guys...

[Martin]

She probably shot 'em towards these guys...

Or she really was into Mario Kart...

[B_Metal]

WIN

[BillyG]

Vin gave her his blue shell.

[Timothy225]

Re: The Lizard design - like Rob said, it needs a longer snout, hell it needs to be more Lizard (comics) like.

[V]

Um... no.

You don't put your dick into ANYTHING in Bangkok. Just like you don't put your dick in anything from Johannesburg or Rio.

HIV is rampant.

[Martin]

Um... no.

You don't put your dick into ANYTHING in Bangkok. Just like you don't put your dick in anything from Johannesburg or Rio.

HIV is rampant.

HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO BREED THEN, VIN? HOW?????

[Abraham Smashington]

PRAWN FUCKER

[Martin]

Fairly sure that Thai boy would fuck that prawn if it had money...

[V]

Fairly sure that Thai boy would fuck that prawn if it had money...

And you'd be right...

[Captain Russ]

So the Lizard is more Killer Croc than Andy the Angry Alligator?

Fuck this shit.

[gravedigger]

I think Vin is lying about the Bangkok story. I think the guy probably said, "give it up for AngeRa!"

[B_Metal]

hahaha