SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[Captain Russ]

So you got a thing for giraffes, huh?

[Martin]

Giraffes with huge noses, that is.

[Ed Hocken]

*Shrug*

I admit, I didn't realize it was him in that photo. I thought it was another shot of Shia EL Beef.

[Martin]

Man, physically speaking, compared to Andrew Garfield, Shia Labeouf looks like Channing Tatum.

[Ed Hocken]

Are we not surprised by this? You could see Garfield's physicality in Red Riding: 1974 and ain't like he's built like a brick shithouse.

Actually, I think it would work well for Spider-man since Spidey is not a bulky guy.

[Martin]

Spidey ain't supposed to look like he's got cerebral palsy.

[Captain Russ]

Man, physically speaking, compared to Andrew Garfield, Shia Labeouf looks like Channing Tatum.

LaBeef is on roids right now anyway.

[Ed Hocken]

Spidey ain't supposed to look like he's got cerebral palsy.

I don't remember Marc Webb hiring the guy who plays Walter Jr. on Breaking Bad

LaBeef is on roids right now anyway.

That explains the drunk fist fights.

[Martin]

I don't remember Marc Webb hiring the guy who plays Walter Jr. on Breaking Bad

Well that guy would have made a more convincing Spiderman than Garfield.

"With g-g-g-great p-p-power c-c-c-comes g-g-g-great resp-p-p-ponsabilty."

[Ed Hocken]

Well that guy would have made a more convincing Spiderman than Garfield.

"With g-g-g-great p-p-power c-c-c-comes g-g-g-great resp-p-p-ponsabilty."

Repreprepreprepreprepreprep

[Timothy225]

I'd have gone with Anton Yelchin or Elijah Wood as opposed to Garfield for the lead, myself.

Also, have at:

[FilmNerdJamie]

Garfield getting out there in a dollar-store Spidey suit and reading a letter about how much the character means to him was the biggest piece of bullshit fan-pandering. The dude's a great actor so of course he made it sound sincere.

[Timothy225]

Saw that online - yeah, smacked of ulterior motives, that.

[gravedigger]

Man, physically speaking, compared to Andrew Garfield, Shia Labeouf looks like Channing Tatum.

Are you the guy who planted the memory of beating Tom Hardy in a fight in LaBeef's head?

[Martin]

YES