SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[nerdious dorkus]

Sorry, I apologize, Martin. I wasn't aware you were so against reboots. Feel free to continue with your angst towards this movie.

I'll just sit here in the corner till the movie comes out.

[Timothy225]

Y'know what'd be fun as shit? Reboot/remake Star Wars. Neckbeards would explode with the force of a thousand Death Stars.

[Martin]

Sorry, I apologize, Martin. I wasn't aware you were so against reboots. Feel free to continue with your angst towards this movie.

I'll just sit here in the corner till the movie comes out.

I'm not against reboots (hint: The Thing is one fo my favorites), I'm against USELESS reboot. If you can't grasp the stupidity of rebooting a 10 years old HUGELY successful franchise, too bad for you. Everything about this movie so far seems retarded. Maybe it'll be good, probably not.

EDIT: But I just can't wait for the new Spiderman reboot coming up in 3 years. You'll be as hyped for that one as you're now. Recycled shit and all.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Talk about a dead reaction.

My Captain America audience didn't make a peep during the Spider-Man teaser.

[B_Metal]

The franchise may be 10 years old but the last sequel was only 5 years ago. That's why to me this is a useless reboot. Log me firmly in MarTEEN's camp for this one.

[Abraham Smashington]

I HATE THIS MOVIE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT OUT YET AND I WON'T WATCH IT BUT I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW IT LOOKS AND ITS PLOT.

BUT GODDAMN TRANSFORMERS WAS THE BOMB. AND SO IS MICHAEL BAY. AND AVATAR. THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

You need to relax.

[B_Metal]

Viet's been a little on edge lately. Maybe he needs a hug?

[Abraham Smashington]

I think he just wants to bang Andrew Garfield.

[B_Metal]

Seems plausible.

[Captain Russ]

I HATE THIS MOVIE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT OUT YET AND I WON'T WATCH IT BUT I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW IT LOOKS AND ITS PLOT.

[Timothy225]

I think he just wants to bang Andrew Garfield.

Have at then.

[Abraham Smashington]

I HATE THIS MOVIE, EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT OUT YET AND I WON'T WATCH IT BUT I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW IT LOOKS AND ITS PLOT.

BUT GODDAMN TRANSFORMERS WAS THE BOMB. AND SO IS MICHAEL BAY. AND AVATAR. THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

also, welcome to the internet. We have punch and pie.

[B_Metal]

What really makes me laugh is how it's lost on Nerdious that he's basically arguing the opposite side of the same coin. But in all caps so his shit is SRSBZNS

[Abraham Smashington]

I just like Nerdy's rage against Bay and Avatar. It still rages strong.

[B_Metal]

I liked Avatar. I realize the story is not super original but the film is worthy of praise just for the 3d tech alone. Bay I like when my brain needs a nap but my eyes want to be entertained.

But who am I to get in the way of such epic rage?