SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[Captain Russ]

Thing is we've already seen the POV angle in the Raimi movies.

I liked his version better.

[Ed Hocken]

Yeah, but that was fairly horizontal just moving real fast. Not up, down, and all around stuff.

Plus, the Evil Dead noise adds to the hilarity.

[B_Metal]

I'm betting that I really don't fucking care...

Or you care to much?

[Captain Russ]

Horizontal? WAT

You don't remember the sweeping shots that go from the top the building down to traffic?

The apparatus they had to invent to create the shots?

Rememmememememeber?

[FilmNerdJamie]

My point being...just what is here in this new reboot that we didn't get/see in the Raimi ones?

And so help me God if you say the Lizard...

[Captain Russ]

Gwen.

That's about it.

(Though the missed opportunity of rape-sandwich engineer Dylan Baker getting his chance to shine still stings.)

[FilmNerdJamie]

But we already got her too.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'm not against rebooting. But nothing we've seen so far appears to have justified shit-canning the Raimi/Maguire films in favor of something cheaper (albeit still expensive) and starting over from scratch.

[Matt]

non bio-webshooters. That's all I got.

[Captain Russ]

But we already got her too.

For more than what was a stitled series of what were little more than glorified cameos (honestly, her relevance was played up and never really led to jack shit in #3), I mean. We're getting The Gwen, not A Gwen.

[B_Metal]

I'm not against rebooting. But nothing we've seen so far appears to have justified shit-canning the Raimi/Maguire films in favor of something cheaper (albeit still expensive) and starting over from scratch.

non bio-webshooters. That's all I got.

And silver shoe tips.

[Ed Hocken]

And Captain Willard as Uncle Ben

"Forrest Hills....shit, I'm still in Forrest Hills"

[Timothy225]

I'm betting that I really don't fucking care...

I'LL TAKE THAT BET! Noodles, gimme $5 on Vin actually caring about this flick.

[Ed Hocken]

I got 4:1 odds on Vin not giving a damn

Who wants in?

[V]

I'LL TAKE THAT BET! Noodles, gimme $5 on Vin actually caring about this flick.

While you clownshoes go to the theater and argue over the merits/flaws of this steaming pile of cinematic shit...

I'll be at home. Eating these.