SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[V]

I want to see a real life take on Spider-Man, one directed by David Cronenberg.

mind BLOWN!

[Captain Russ]

If only they (being film executives and the like) had the fuckin' balls/still did inordinate amounts of cocaine.

[B_Metal]

You motherfuckers would make terrible Indians with all that dancing hatred.

Dot or feather? As they both kind of dance their asses off.

[V]

Dot or feather? As they both kind of dance their asses off.

Rep him. Nao.

[Martin]

Dot or feather? As they both kind of dance their asses off.

Nice one. I meant the ones that cooks with fucked up spices, not the casino ones.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I want to see a real life take on Spider-Man, one directed by David Cronenberg.

[Timothy225]

Rep him. Nao.

Done, Vin!

[Captain Russ]

Needs more bodily fluids/silkpoop.

[Martin]

And more dangling balls.

[B_Metal]

Rep him. Nao.

I try because I care.

[V]

Nice one. I meant the ones that cooks with fucked up spices, not the casino ones.

There is nothing fucked up about garam masala... ok, it does make your house smell like a whorehouse in Calcutta during a heat wave, but it tastes awesome.

[Martin]

I make a lot of Indian food, Vin. But the smells does permeate the entire house for a week... but yeah, it's awesome food.

[Captain Russ]

A price well worth the curry.

[B_Metal]

Well stop shitting in the dining room after eating Indian food.

[V]

Fuck... now I want vindaloo.

Bastards...