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  • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
    Listening to that man was worse than any moment he could come up with.
    Don't even try to listen to the guy who does the comic reviews. He'll make you want to shoot your computer and yourself.
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
      I dig that suit. But his head looks like a basketball.
      Good GOD you're right.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
        Don't even try to listen to the guy who does the comic reviews. He'll make you want to shoot your computer and yourself.
        They are so many people doing reviews over there. I tend to stick with only Nostalgia Critic & Chick and The Jewish Guy.
        Originally posted by Ari
        The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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        • Speaking like a tantrum-throwing child is no way to present an argument.
          Me quick one want slow

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          • Where I really disagreed with Critic was his assessment that the dance number is what made people turn against the movie. Having sat through the midnight screening, I can say we knew something was off...like 5-10 minutes into Spider-Man 3.

            Didn't matter by the time the dancing popped up. Everyone was openly MST3King the movie to abrupt laughter and not single "Shut the fuck up!" cry.
            Originally posted by Ari
            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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            • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
              You and that critic should go bowling.

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              • The dance number was just one of the so many problems of Spider-Man 3, but the main one? How about unfocused movie?

                Fuck, can't see what Vin posted...
                BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                • I despise dancing.

                  All that flailing about and acrobatic nonsense.

                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • actually, that whold dance number kinda MADE the film. Ah, I see...it's SUPPOSED to be a parody of a Spiderman film.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                      I despise dancing.

                      All that flailing about and acrobatic nonsense.

                      Nobody likes dancing. Nobody. Except of course for my wife. And her friends. And most of the people down at the pub. Actually, most people like dancing. Just not me, it's silly.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                        I despise dancing.

                        All that flailing about and acrobatic nonsense.

                        Now, stop that! Stop that this instant!

                        Right! Next sketch...

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                        • Indeed.

                          Frightfully so.

                          It's tearing at the societal fabric.

                          Soon, there will be all sorts of terrible choreographed doggerel cluttering the streets.

                          Moving on...
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • You motherfuckers would make terrible Indians with all that dancing hatred.
                            BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                            • Let the Bureau of Indian Affairs handle it.

                              They have theater degrees, after all.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • I want to see a real life take on Spider-Man, one directed by David Cronenberg.
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