SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[gravedigger]

Haha, I feel bad for whoever clicks on that not already knowing what's underneath. Then again, what does it say that I knew which picture it would be?

I'd watch the hell out of a Spectacular Spider-Ham movie.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Top this...

http://www.youtube.com/user/spiderman2o29#p/u

100% Grade-A psychopath.

[B_Metal]

Hahaha, "Live action Smallville" So Tom Welling IS CGI. It all makes sense now.

[V]

Why do all Spidey pics look like he's auditioning for a Bob Fosse dance troupe?

"Peter Parker, photographer. 5 years ballet, 3 years modern jazz and tap!"

[Timothy225]

Well, he is from New York, very limber, and likes to wear tights...

[FilmNerdJamie]

Maybe it's just me, but the Nostalgia Critic's points of contentions against the films are hit and miss.

[FilmNerdJamie]

The reboot has a title. That most of us suspected they'd use: The Amazing Spider-Man.

[Abraham Smashington]

RAIMI SHOULD HAVE USED THAT.

[Captain Russ]

Maybe it's just me, but the Nostalgia Critic's points of contentions against the films are hit and miss.

Listening to that man was worse than any moment he could come up with.

[Martin]

I HOPE THE WHOLE CAST AND CREW DIE IN A FIRE

[Captain Russ]

You and that critic should go bowling.

[Martin]

I HOPE THE CRITIC BURNS TOO.

I just can't give a shit about a remake from a movie made 10 eyars ago. It'S so retarded it'S hurts, and I'm not even a fan of the original.

[Captain Russ]

I know the feelin'.

[Timothy225]

Costume's still not working for me. Yeah, I know, they want to move merchandise, but it still looks like ass.

[Captain Russ]

Red and blue ass.