SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[Matt]

Lips or hips, Spidey.

[Timothy225]

Whoa. Looks like Rob might get his wish after all, as Spidey's butt looks primed to shoot some webs.

[Abraham Smashington]

YEsssss

[Ed Hocken]

I'd hit it.

[Timothy225]

Is that stuntman pooper or Garfield pooper?

[FilmNerdJamie]

I believe that's Garfield.

[Timothy225]

Well then, have at it, Ed! Nothing but the best for you, m'boy!

[V]

Ed, you'd hit a pillowcase filled with warm ground beef...

[Captain Russ]

Are you there Sam Raimi? It's me Margaret. I never understood the severe drop in quality from 2 to 3 until now.

Everything about this is wearing the stankest goddamn cologne on the shelves: desperation.

And it douched with the Sony Summer's Eve Mandate.

I think that may be why I actively root for a "Bat AMEX" level of glorious failure.

/angar nerd

[Timothy225]

Jesus Marimba, is that suit awful. I really, really want to know what they were thinking with the redesign, and why they distanced themselves from the comic version. Damn suit's going to give the Bat-nipples a run for it's money.

[Captain Russ]

I'll give you one word: merchandise.

If they'd stuck with the OG awesome suit (that didn't need tweaking at all), what would they sell that would differentiate the two?

I blame the two hundred rubber and fiberglass pieces that were the DK suit for the overly elaborate and confusing thing known as the current Spidey suit.

Edit: It has already surpassed the Batmeng Tittyshields.

[Ed Hocken]

Well then, have at it, Ed! Nothing but the best for you, m'boy!

Seeing how Garfield looks like a 1970s version of me in Red Riding 1974. It's gonna be weird.

Ed, you'd hit a pillowcase filled with warm ground beef...

*Gasp* it's like you know me!

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'll give you one word: merchandise.

[Captain Russ]

Pho real.

[B_Metal]

Ed, you'd hit a pillowcase filled with warm ground beef...

Post of the day.

02/04/2011