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  • Lips or hips, Spidey.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • Whoa. Looks like Rob might get his wish after all, as Spidey's butt looks primed to shoot some webs.

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      • YEsssss
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • I'd hit it.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • Is that stuntman pooper or Garfield pooper?

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            • I believe that's Garfield.
              Originally posted by Ari
              The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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              • Well then, have at it, Ed! Nothing but the best for you, m'boy!

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                • Ed, you'd hit a pillowcase filled with warm ground beef...

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                  • Are you there Sam Raimi? It's me Margaret. I never understood the severe drop in quality from 2 to 3 until now.

                    Everything about this is wearing the stankest goddamn cologne on the shelves: desperation.

                    And it douched with the Sony Summer's Eve Mandate.

                    I think that may be why I actively root for a "Bat AMEX" level of glorious failure.

                    /angar nerd
                    Last edited by Captain Russ; 02-04-2011, 03:46 PM.
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • Jesus Marimba, is that suit awful. I really, really want to know what they were thinking with the redesign, and why they distanced themselves from the comic version. Damn suit's going to give the Bat-nipples a run for it's money.

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                      • I'll give you one word: merchandise.

                        If they'd stuck with the OG awesome suit (that didn't need tweaking at all), what would they sell that would differentiate the two?

                        I blame the two hundred rubber and fiberglass pieces that were the DK suit for the overly elaborate and confusing thing known as the current Spidey suit.

                        Edit: It has already surpassed the Batmeng Tittyshields.
                        Last edited by Captain Russ; 02-04-2011, 03:59 PM.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
                          Well then, have at it, Ed! Nothing but the best for you, m'boy!
                          Seeing how Garfield looks like a 1970s version of me in Red Riding 1974. It's gonna be weird.

                          Originally posted by V View Post
                          Ed, you'd hit a pillowcase filled with warm ground beef...
                          *Gasp* it's like you know me!
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                            I'll give you one word: merchandise.
                            Originally posted by Ari
                            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                            • Pho real.
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • Originally posted by V View Post
                                Ed, you'd hit a pillowcase filled with warm ground beef...
                                Post of the day.

                                02/04/2011
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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