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The movie sucks.
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
I assume the excellent Funny or Die video is better than the real thing. I'm just going to watch that again.Comment
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Im lost here...did the movie come out already, I swear it said May1stI'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--AriComment
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Corey, we saw the movie together last week. Did you really forget?Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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If they're still digging the trailers and the movie, I'll be fucking glad I didn't get accepted as a member.Originally posted by Nathan View Post
ESPECIALLY, when I saw this:
REALLY?! You don't know who Emma Frost is? How about Ice Queen? Wow... Wraith, I can kind of understand. But damn...Those new spots are weird because of the segments where the characters introduce themselves, they are clearly not from the actual film. Who is Emma Frost? And black Night Crawler isn't from the comics is he? Gotta admit Liev Shrieber looks awesome as Sabertooth.
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Wil.I.Am or whatever stupid name he has acts as well as the grandpa in American Movie.
Fuck that, grandpa was a million times a better actor.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Apparently it did $87 million.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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87 million with poisonous word of mouth/worldwide panning? There is a god...
...and he made retards in his image. Therefore, god is retarded.
BAM! LOGICBOMB! HOW'S YOUR SUNDAY, NOW BITCHES?!
(The game is fucking awesome and over-the-top gory, unlike the movie upon which the game is based.)Me quick one want slowComment
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