Human Centipede

[Shit Dickface]

Isn't there a Japanese dude in this, which would make it not racist even though the fucking guy probably dresses like a weeaboo and so the evil scientist did it just to get him to shut the fuck up about bishoujo and stuff [/more racism]

[nerdious dorkus]

And they all feature Asians, while this features Germans. So by my awesome logic, Nerdious is racist.

But by your "awesome" logic, so are you.

[Matt]

ok, what's the premise of 'Splice', then? More shit eating?

[Abraham Smashington]

And they all feature Asians, while this features Germans. So by my awesome logic, Nerdious is racist.

[nerdious dorkus]

And plus it's like Tetsuo: The Iron Man or Meatball Machine. And I enjoyed those.

[nerdious dorkus]

Oh for fuck's sake. You still haven't answered my question of why Machine Girl gets a pass.

The same reason why Transformers gets a pass from you. Because I had fun with it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Oh for fuck's sake. You still haven't answered my question of why Machine Girl gets a pass.

[nerdious dorkus]

According to nerdious's logic, "SPLICE AND CENTIPEDE ARE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF FLICKS FFS."

Actually, they're two flicks about tampering with the human body.

[Abraham Smashington]

According to nerdious's logic, "SPLICE AND CENTIPEDE ARE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF FLICKS FFS."

[B_Metal]

Splice may be good but this is just out of my wheelhouse.

[Matt]

Does the doctor at least have the decency to cut out the girls' tongues so that they don't have to taste their shitty meals?

[nerdious dorkus]

I'd rather watch Splice. If I wanted to watch shit-eating, I would just ask Ari, instead of paying the $8.

[B_Metal]

Sooo not interested in this flick.

[nerdious dorkus]

They said the film was medically accurate, so there will be some science BS to explain it.

Either way, only way I'll watch any of this is through the Cinema Snob. I'll live vicariously though him.

If you're referring to just attaching the intestines, maybe. But even then, there'd still be a lack of nutrients left in waste. So you'd just have one dude dragging barely alive (if that) girls from his ass.

[Abraham Smashington]

TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF FLICKS, SIR. FFS.

Fucking copout.