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[Abraham Smashington]

FUCK YEAH. I'LL BRING THE AVOCADOS AND WE CAN MAKE THE GUAC WHEN HOMETREE IS GETTING FUCKED.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I must admit I'm horrible about eating Nachos during movies...but typically it's popcorn, pretzel, sour patch and a large cherry coke.

[Captain Russ]

Also, I have no problem with people who eat pizza and shit during the trailers or when the lights are still on. It's those people who come shuffling in 5 mins into the movie with a bunch of food and make a shit ton of noise while they try to stuff their open maw with their vittles.

But...but...the TWIZZLERS WON'T OPEN WITH MINDSCISSORS.

[Shit Dickface]

I'm all about eating, but goddammit why can't people not eat for 2.5-3 hours at the most.

[Abraham Smashington]

For me it's because as a kid I could never afford both a movie and popcorn. So now that I can, it's a comfort thing. I always have popcorn when I see a movie. ALWAYS.

[Captain Russ]

At best, It's usually me buying some gum beforehand and getting an overpriced bottle of water.

At worst, it's a small popcorn/water scenario. Popcorn's aroma is almost Pavlovian when it comes to the theatre. It fucking sucks.

I'm all about eating, but goddammit why can't people not eat for 2.5-3 hours at the most.

Because my fat is lonely and needs new fat to hang out and shoot hoops with.

ETA: Still haven't seen the Imperialists in Space film.

[Shit Dickface]

For me it's because as a kid I could never afford both a movie and popcorn. So now that I can, it's a comfort thing. I always have popcorn when I see a movie. ALWAYS.

or how about you just hit the buffet first and be satisfied with a full stomach, Tiny Tim? how about that huh

[Shit Dickface]

ok guys I'm done

[Abraham Smashington]

or how about you just hit the buffet first and be satisfied with a full stomach, Tiny Tim? how about that huh

Honestly? Because I have a weird thing with pooping in public. haha. If I eat beforehand there is a chance in my mind that I'll have to get up during the movie, possibly ruin it for someone, miss an important part all to poop. Also, I tend to his the bathroom at least 5-6 times before the movie start just so I don't have to get up DURING the flick. I'm a weird fucker.

[Abraham Smashington]

And goddammit Russ, go see this you fucking slacker.

[Captain Russ]

It is fucking ridiculous at this point that I don't have the right notes to respond to the shit/not shit debate of this film.

House sittin' in a small town has begun to suck Sinestro bernaners.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm still hoping I get to see this again in 3d with my little bro this weekend. I really need a 2nd viewing to cement my stance on the flick.

[Captain Russ]

Fucking hoopleheads don't even have a proper cinema.



Thank Cthulu (KUHLOOTHLOU) there's a full bar.

[nerdious dorkus]

I think I now know why I didn't like Avatar; it has adverse effects on Asians.

[Matt]

seeing this again tonight, but we're seeing it in IMAX 3D instead of regular 3D. It'll be cool to see if I notice any difference.