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[Shit Dickface]

I'm going to blame both of you if this movie fails at the box office you've doomed James Cameron to obscurity you bastards

[B_Metal]

Russ, Howard, git'r done. I've seen it so get on that shit stat. Also I already boned Weaver-Na'vi and it was niiiiiiiiiice. Lol

[Ed Hocken]

Finally saw it,

If I was 10 or 12 I would think this movie is the greatest thing in existence. However, as visually stunning as it was. The story was weak. District 9 pulled this shit off way better and the 3D did nothing to ehance the experience.

And if the Colonel was still alive after two arrows to the chest. I would have walked out. It was getting ridiculous with how "tough" he was.

Also, the Na'vi are not attractive. They are a twiggy people built like Michael Phelps.

Plus, where were the other avatars we saw at the training camp. Who were those people?

But the best scene was of Jake running around for the first time. Reminded me of that scene in Strange Days.

Also Cameron out military fetished Michael Bay.

[B_Metal]

Hocken fails again.

[Ed Hocken]

Please don't tell me you find the Na'Vi to be attractive. That's just wrong.

[B_Metal]

Check the winter olympics thread, hypocrit. Lulz

[Ed Hocken]

No, it's not. See other thread.

[B_Metal]

Bet if they wore jammers you'd have popped a lil hocken wood. Or if one looked like Rob.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Ed Hocken]

It's funny cuz it's true.

[B_Metal]

Lulz @ Avatars screenplay

[Ed Hocken]

The funny thing is that they could do the same thing using Dances with Wolves or The Last Samurai.

Also, I wish the translator guy had more stuff to do. He was more interesting than Jake Sully.

[B_Metal]

Ed we got it. You hates fun.

[Abraham Smashington]

Finally saw it,

If I was 10 or 12 I would think this movie is the greatest thing in existence. However, as visually stunning as it was. The story was weak. District 9 pulled this shit off way better and the 3D did nothing to ehance the experience.

Dude, seriously? The 3D makes it pretty awesome. I don't know if it will be as awesome with out it. The depth that everything had was great in my opinion. Especially the computer monitors and reflections and shit.

And if the Colonel was still alive after two arrows to the chest. I would have walked out. It was getting ridiculous with how "tough" he was.

Really? Patrick Swazye from Roadhouse wants to talk with you. I'd buy this guy being a badass over Swayze anyday. R.I.P. Bhodi.

Also, the Na'vi are not attractive. They are a twiggy people built like Michael Phelps.

Dude if Nathan had an Na'Vi with long hair, you'd be all over it. Meanwhile, I'd be over in the corner trying to fuck Weaver's Na'vi.

Plus, where were the other avatars we saw at the training camp. Who were those people?

Who knows. Don't care. Unless they are having copious amounts of weird fetish sex.

But the best scene was of Jake running around for the first time. Reminded me of that scene in Strange Days.

How I wish Cameron would have given us a shot of 3d Na'Vi lesbian porn in first person view.

Also Cameron out military fetished Michael Bay.

Always has been the case.

[Ed Hocken]

You can't compare Roadhouse to Avatar, two different things. For one thing that Colonel put the entire complex at risk when he wanted to open fire on a helicopter. No one called him out on it. Swayze was just trying to clean up some business at the Double Deuce.

Plus, it would have helped if we had some clue what the Unobtanium did beyond it was $20 mil per kilo.

For the record, you couldn't have fucked the Weaver Navy because you would be destroyed SNU-SNU style. Besides she could inadvertently give you a reach around with her tail. You willing to let yourself go like that, Hughes?