Remake Lulz

[Ari]

I'd prefer a They Live sequel rather than a remake.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I'd prefer a They Live sequel rather than a remake.

That might work...I don't know. I don't want to see it get fucked up.

[Ari]

I really don't know how a remake/sequel would end up, but I'd sure as hell pay good money to get the original on Blu.

[PHEDG]

I'm pretty pumped about Mad Max, Jeremy Renner wants the lead.

[Ari]

I wouldn't mind a return to Mad Max World.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I really don't know how a remake/sequel would end up, but I'd sure as hell pay good money to get the original on Blu.

QFT...

[BudLeonard]

David Mamet writing and directing a new version of Diary of Anne Frank for Disney will, in fact, be a lmfaoshwitz of lolercausts. I can just see Miley Cyrus as Anne now:

"I believe, like, despite everything and stuff, people are still good, y'all."

Joe Jonas as Peter! Brooke Shields as Edith Frank! William H. Macy as Mr. Van Daan!

[Abraham Smashington]

And then Jonas Bros break in and save her!

[Ari]

French Stewart as Hitler!

[BudLeonard]

Meagan Fox as Anne's older annoying sister!

[Ed Hocken]

So if David Mamet is writting this? Will there be ten minutes scenes consisting of back and fourth between the Nazis and the jews as to who has their papers?

[BudLeonard]

Mamet is actually a really good choice for this, he's written a lot about Jews and Judaisim both in his work and in his essays. His novel about Leo Frank's pretty great.

My friend Matt and I had this discussion about the remake:

i bet her (miley cyrus) agent has already received a call about it11:21 AM in this version she should live
me: lol
they should put giant fucking robots in it
just be like "fuck subletly" and have the movie end with the nazis facing down the frank family, when the roof of the annex is ripped off and a giant robot hand reaches in and pulls the nazis out screaming
then there is an explosion
matt: yeah, but then one of the nazis gets injured, and he turns out to be a terminator
me: yes
and he's like "come with me if you want to live"
matt: wow, anne frank and the nazi terminator vs. the decepticons
me: and in an injoke, you learn that the terminator has taken the place of an austrian buisnessman named schwartzenegger to infitrate the reich
matt: nice
i bet michael bay would sign on to this movie based on a transcript of this chat
me:they should have gotten tyler perry to get it
matt: dear god
me: "tyler perry presents a tyler perry film: tyler perry's madea finds the diary of a small jewish girl and goes to auschwitz."
matt: yeah, tyler perry producing, michael bay directing
me: "Starring tyler perry as madea"
matt: wow, if that whole movie was a madea flashback, that would be greaactually, you could do the whole movie as a frame narrativethis would be an awesome short film
tyler perry reads the diary and imagines madea in the attic

[Abraham Smashington]

Martin Short as the voice of Dreidal the Dog!

[BudLeonard]

There's no talking dog in Anne Frank, Rob. Get it right.

[Ari]

Ok then,

Martin Short as the voice of Kosher the Kitty!