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Not sure this movie will be a hit.
Originally posted by B_Metal View PostYou guys are forgetting just how many nerds/idiots out there have lantern tattoos.
Originally posted by McMeatbag View PostWhat does this have to do with grounding anything about Thor in reality? Reality in Marvel means fuck all. In Batmeng, it means "Hey, he lives in Chicago and deals with real psychos." Thor? It means "Hey a giant sentient suit of armor came down from on high to fistfuck the earth." Thor's a visitor to humdrumland, sent to lay down some phat beetz and get the party started after millions of boring-as-fuck years.
This should help:
Thor = Paul Oakenfold
Earth w/o Thor = Ibiza after an MDMA comedown
Earth w/Thor = Ibiza with Paul Oakenfold
He's the Partyman, man.
There's a fucking RAINBOW BRIDGE and ICE TROLLS and BJORK and shit.
HOW DOES THAT NOT EXCITE YOU? ARE YOU DEAD INSIDE?BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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MERKIN OF BERK
Seeing some of the more elaborate GL aliens is always a treat.
Knowing that Hal Jordan-in-name-only will be mugging like a Smuggly Smuggerton for most of the running time, getting to see the "blink and you'll miss it" flourishes has me more excited than most of the stuff I've seen so far involving Absman. Though the Sinestro duel looked fucking bawse.Me quick one want slow
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Originally posted by McMeatbag View PostI hope Marty Campbell does good. One of the better action directors we have nowadays.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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The presence of Mark Strong generally gives a film at least ONE additional star.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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Screening's on Wednesday. No embargo.
If it sucks, I'll drop a green turd on it on Thursday.My readers come to me for my thoughts and opinions. I've built myself into a brand
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