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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Wow. No one cares eh?"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Who's Megan Fox ??I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--AriComment
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I'll see the film, but I care more about Finnish Clog Interpretive Dance.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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This shit is going to be terrible.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Goddammit. I think it looks fun. I love both of the leads, I just hope the dialogue isn't as annoying as some of it was in Juno."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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It will be complete shit, mark my words.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Juno has not held up to repeat viewings, at least dialogue-wise.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Well, at least I'm only two degrees away from Megan Fox now. MWAHAHAHAHA.Me quick one want slowComment
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http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009..._film_you.html
I still want to see this. Won't see it in the theater, but it looks like an R rated episode of Supernatural. And I'm fine with that.Diablo Cody, the now-celebrated ex-stripper who wrote "Juno," is here at Toronto with "Jennifer's Body," starring Megan Fox, who of course has inspired paparazzi fever at the festival. It's sort of a "Twilight" for boys, with Fox in the Robert Pattinson role, except that Pattinson was shirtless and to the dismay of her fans Fox is not. Cody's character Juno has undergone is a 180-degree reversal, with the heroine now transformed into a fiend who eats the flesh of teenage boys. Can you imagine Juno's poor boyfriend, Michael Cera, covered with steak sauce?
Fox did her career a lot of good with the two "Transformer" movies, but this is her first chance to really act, and you know what? She comes through. She has your obligatory projectile vomiting scene and somehow survives it, she plays the role straight, and she looks convincing in a blood-drenched dress with her hair all straggly (below).
The film is directed by Karen Kusama, who in the splendid "Girlfight" (2000) introduced Michelle Rodriguez. She handles this material efficiently and with a certain relish. It's not art, it's not "Juno," it's not "Girlfight" for that matter, but as a movie about a flesh-eating cheerleader, it's better than it has to be."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Ari and I will be watching this tomorrow at work.... nice lunch time perk"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Nice."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Tomorrow at 12:30!Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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I'm sorry, but it looks terrible.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I better get some decent fucking gore and at least 2 pairs of tits, dammit!Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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