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  • Reboots: Just say no

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/41210

    How dumb are these meatbags?
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

  • #2
    Heh.

    Glad I got that name change.

    Also: for all of the insanely hardworking creators and production teams out in Hollywood, the leadership is glue-sniffingly retarded. It's like EES or some shit.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #3
      Ugh. Really?
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        I don't get why they don't let Ridley make a new Alien film if anything, why reboot it? that's just fucking stupid.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Hell, re-release the original in theaters. It would probably generate just as much profit.
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #6
            Fuck yeah. The first one is still the best.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              I would kill to see that in a theater. The sound design and visuals scream for the big screen.
              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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              • #8
                Actually, they did just that a few years ago when the Quadrilogy was about to be released.

                But they didn't do it for Aliens. Now that makes no fucking sense.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #9
                  I thought they might have. Not sure it played around here though.
                  Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                  Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                  POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                  • #10
                    As much as Dallas sucks Wolfman's nards, there is a great theatre that has midnight shows on the weekends. Aliens is playing sometime soon.

                    That was how I saw (and how everyone should see) The Warriors: drunk, clanging empties together in unison yelling "WAAAAAARIOOOOORRS, COME OUT AND PLAAAAAYYYYY".
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #11
                      It's going to be a prequel

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                      • #12
                        Cautiously optimistic now.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          This remake madness needs to stop

                          I've been through a lot, but this I cannot stand:

                          http://chud.com/articles/articles/19...AIN/Page1.html
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #14
                            Meh. Who cares? We'll still have the original. Plus didn't we just see this but it was called The Marine with John Cena.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              Marine was no Commando, good sir. I imagine had you had the ability to see Coommando at the New Bev like I did. You'd think otherwise*.


                              *Also, this thread was meant to be funny. It's just the sillyness of the whole thing that I find hilarious.
                              Last edited by Ed Hocken; 06-04-2009, 11:29 AM.
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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