Predators - SPOILERS

[Captain Russ]

Tried getting into 'em. Couldn't.

And the Sly one was always on in the summer when I was hungover on the couch. I couldn't escape it if I tried.

[PHEDG]

I wish there was a predator movie that took place during the 1500's in Japan against samurais.

[Abraham Smashington]

I wish there was a predator movie that took place during the 1500's in Japan against samurais.

You want everything in Feudal Japan. haha.

If we're going that route, give me a zombie movie set back then. And then have Terminators show up.

[Captain Russ]

I've wanted a Longest Yard remake with Predators for years.

And I will continue to do so for many more.

At least until Fuddrucker's changes their name to Buttfucker's.

[Abraham Smashington]

http://aintitcool.com/node/41590

BAM! Rodriguez is not directing, so there is that.

Super curious now. Especially being stranded on the Predator planet. That could be fucking dope. Just don't make the goddamn Predators look like fucking linebackers.

[Captain Russ]

I hope they go with my idea of having the Predator's talk a lot, but without subtitles. I think it would be badass to have them all sitting around shooting the shit on a drop ship before cutting a motherfucker up.

*Clone Wars-related tangent*

Maybe have one with a big purple hat with a feather in it, and give him a lisp. Throw in the fop body language.

George Lucas would masturbate more furiously than that time he had a sleepover with the padawan extras.

[Ari]

I've got Kontroll in my Netflix list. I need to watch that ASAP.

[Ed Hocken]

Kontroll is fantastic. One of my favorite movies. Damn shame I never could get the soundtrack around here.

[Captain Russ]

Dude...Hungarian Ralph Macchio is in it.

[Captain Russ]

And a furry chick!

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm too lazy to watch this, but here's a script review. I fucking hate VIDEO REVIEWS.

Anyone who watches this, post a quick synopsis please. KTHXBAI.

[Captain Russ]

Wow. Took them around a minute and a half to get to the fucking story (thanks to their slideshow, I remember what a predator looks like).

The synopsis starts with some dude killing someone on Earf, who then gets nabbed by a predator. He's dropped off at their wildlife preserve, where he and a group of seven other wonderfully diverse (cliché) humans are stalked by...

3 words (followed by belly laughs): BLACK. SUPER. PREDATOR. 3 of 'em. Yes, that is how they are named in the script. And described as "Predators...ON STEROIDS (ZOMG!)".

The humans are helped by some dude named Nolan (who is the Bear Grylls of the planet) at the halfway point. Then Latino Review gives the figurative HJ to Rodriguez. End synopsis.

Also: possible Dutch cameo.

Also also: I too hate video reviews.

[Abraham Smashington]

that sounds like a big pile of :

[Abraham Smashington]

Seriously, why is this so hard to make good? I mean, I don't want to be THAT GUY, but that synopsis sounds so fucking lame and cannot make a good flick. Predator movies should be badass, hard R, with some killer action. I may be down with the nature preserve thingy (if they also had other aliens (not from alien mind you) and creatures and shit that could be kinda cool. But why the need for SUPER PREDATORS? That just sounds stupid.

[B_Metal]

And you know they'll look like shit all beefed up. They were fucking huge from the start!