Monsters vs. Aliens

[Anderson]

Stephen Colbert was the weakest link.

Will Arnett was the missing link.

Reese Witherspoon would've had a 19 inch long vagina at her height. Given dimensional body ratio.

The film should've been R.

[Abraham Smashington]

You see it in 3-d?

[Anderson]

I see it all in 3-D. Works better if you sniff glue.

[Abraham Smashington]

Damn, and I just gave that up.

[Abraham Smashington]

Worth seeing in the theater?

[Anderson]

Seth Rogen is done for me. Funny People won't really do much for him, as much at it'll do for Sandler.

Reese Witherspoon was solid and so was Hugh Laurie.

For some reason, I buy House as a creature that eats garbage. It explains the gimp leg.