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    • 48 hours after the trailer drops, Dark Phoenix gets pushed back (once again) by 5 months. Not a good sign.
      Originally posted by Ari
      The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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      • But hey! We are getting some weird recut of Deadpool 2 as a PG13 movie!
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • Which makes perfect sense given its now out on DVD, Blu Ray and streaming services for those kids too young to see it theatrically?
          Originally posted by Ari
          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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          • I do think the princess bride treatment they're going for could be funny but this should be a funny or die segment.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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            • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
              But hey! We are getting some weird recut of Deadpool 2 as a PG13 movie!
              But why?

              Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
              Which makes perfect sense given its now out on DVD, Blu Ray and streaming services for those kids too young to see it theatrically?
              But why?

              NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE
              Me quick one want slow

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              • It makes zero sense. That's the joke.
                Originally posted by Ari
                The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                • I actually asked about the recut while having to wrap something else up.


                  Basically, major studios are obligated by contracts with NATO to put out X amount of movies to cinemas in a given year. FOX was going to come up short, so they took a page from Paramount's 1970s playbook.


                  Re-release a film with a cut putting it under an R. Paramount did it for a decade before they got their asses chewed out by theater owners.


                  Cut to 40 years later and FOX is going to press that plan again.
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                  • That's incredible.
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                    • It was a crazy time.



                      If you want to see an example of it, here's a page documenting the cuts Paramount made when they resold Saturday Night Fever as a PG movie.



                      https://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=811400
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                      • God, I remember when they made the PG version of Saturday Night Fever. The commercials announcing this were epic, or seemed so as I was 10 or 11 at the time.

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                        • Saturday Night Fever and Excalibur were the only examples I know of where a film was so successful, the studios got the idea to do a PG cut to get kids in (and thus more money).
                          Originally posted by Ari
                          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                          • Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
                            Saturday Night Fever and Excalibur were the only examples I know of where a film was so successful, the studios got the idea to do a PG cut to get kids in (and thus more money).

                            Barbarella and I wanted to say Looking for Mr. Goodbar also happened.


                            It wasn't always for the kids, but for the bluehair crowd.


                            Anyways, the same shit will happen. NATO and the Guilds will get pissed and it will get killed.
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                            • https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/28...-land-at-hulu/

                              I don't doubt this, whatsoever.
                              Originally posted by Ari
                              The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                              • Originally posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post

                                I 90% doubt it.
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