THE MEN OF THE X VARIETY AND OTHER FOX BS (spoilers)

[Howard]

Warlock was the shit. Also, Cable was introduced to the New Mutants near the end of the series. We can do without him.

Doing a little thinking. They even had an Asgard storyline. Dani became a Valkyrie. Tie into Thor?

[Captain Russ]

Please have some incarnation of Mr. Sinister in there that doesn't look like Tombstone's leather daddy husband.

And add in some time travelin' for shits and waffles. NIMROD is needed, stat!

Then have the climax at Murderworld.

And then if fanboys aren't satisfied, hand out cyanide capsules at the theater exits.

[Howard]

But that would be hott (said in Hilton voice)!

[Nathan]

How can they do a prequel when it was at least implied in the first movie that no one knew about the x-men?

[Captain Russ]

How can they do a prequel when it was at least implied in the first movie that no one knew about the x-men?

RETCON!

"Thank god we invented the HADFUHUIFHDIAUHDCDCBADCBUABCU device, otherwise we'd be stuck with a development that makes less sense than a mute Deadpool with swords coming out of his forearms!"

[Abraham Smashington]

Holy shit. Murderworld. Isn't that Arcade's hangout?

[Captain Russ]

Damn right it is, and it is glorious.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck yes. I'd be down with that. The creepy bad guy from Little Monsters always reminded me of Arcade as a kid. Plus Murderworld just SOUNDS GREAT.

[Matt]

Actually, fuck all of this.

Give me Longshot.

Longshot and Mojo.

Just adapt the 6 issue limited series, and have Spiderman, She Hulk, and Dr. Strange guest star.

Please.

[Captain Russ]

NEXTWave: The Movie.

FEEL THE WRATH OF FORBUSH MAN!

[Matt]

Also, we need a movie adaptation of 'Everybody Hates Fight Man' asap.


This is still one of the funniest comic books that I've ever read.

[Ed Hocken]

Ed O'Neill for Reed Flemming.

Make it happen.

If not, get Kim Coates from Sons of Anarchy.

[Captain Russ]

You mean Kim Coates from Carpool.

You know, the one where he was bangin' this:



REKANIZE.

[Ed Hocken]

For the record, Danny DeVito hits that.

[Captain Russ]

But DeVito is psychotic, so it fits.

Only someone so crazy could have been able to make Death to Smoochy.

Also, the lack of a height differential would obviously attract The Penguin.