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  • PREQUELS NEED TO FUCKING STOP.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
      I have no faith that this will be a good movie. Vaughn or not.
      If Kick Ass hadn't tanked, no way Vaughn would have taken this gig. All this is a gun-for-hire/need-to-pay-the-bills job. Just like the Superman reboot with Snyder/Nolan, if First Class ends up working Singer will be the one deserving credit.
      Originally posted by Ari
      The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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      • Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
        PREQUELS NEED TO FUCKING STOP.
        Progression would be nice, but I understand that the price tags for the actors alone would have been impossible.
        Last edited by Captain Russ; 03-09-2011, 10:40 AM.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • 'Kick-Ass' tanked? It underperformed, but it still made money from what I understand. They made it for 30 Million and it grossed just shy of 100 Million worldwide.
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • Don't know if I buy that it only cost $30 million. "Creative accounting" (aka lying your ass off about the actual budget) is rampant just as much in indie fare as studio stuff. Plus factor in the hype/expectation for the movie that it failed to live up to.

            Like I said, if it actually did good business, Vaughn would be continuing to go in the indie route. All that shit-talking in the press bite him in the ass.
            Originally posted by Ari
            The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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            • Kick Ass didn't tank. It didn't meet LionsGate's expectations at the American box office, but it fucking killed on Home Video. The Home Video and International sales are what's setting up the Kick Ass sequel.
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              • Fair enough. But you really think there's going to be a sequel?

                I'm contractually obliged to never believe anything coming outta Mark Millar's bullshit-spreading mouth.
                Originally posted by Ari
                The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                • the only sequel that anyone wants is 'HIT GIRL: OK YOU CUNTS', and that's not gonna happen...Chloe is getting too old.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                  Originally posted by gravedigger
                  Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                  Originally posted by Martin
                  And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                  Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                  • I don't think I could give a shit about a Kick-Ass sequel.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • His story is done...I don't care about what happens to him in the future, whereas I DO want to know what happens to Hit Girl.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • RED-ASS

                        It's all about Red Mist breeding baboons for his Untamed Heart-like organ growing operation.

                        And then he somehow gets in a chemical accident and becomes RED-ASS, with the red ass of a baboon as his face.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                          Untamed Heart
                          I worked on that film in the swing gang. It was an interesting experience.

                          /derail
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • And who's to blame for this chemical accident?

                            The drunk forklift driver, Mr. Lizewski.

                            Yes, Father of Kick-Ass was behind it all. And now he will don his son's costume and become FAT-ASS, fantasy football champion and fighter of RED-ASS.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • <iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/24066827" width="400" frameborder="0" height="300"></iframe>

                              I wouldn't normally take /film's opinion to heart (Collider I'm willing to listen to), but Hey U Guys said good things too.
                              Originally posted by Ari
                              The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                              • Bring on the bootquel, you pack of nerds.
                                Me quick one want slow

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