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  • #1

    Karate Kid remake...

    http://www.variety.com/article/VR111...goryid=13&cs=1

    Goddammit Will Smith. Goddammit.

    Not that the original was a masterpiece, but why? Why does Will Smith need to be involved in all of these fucking remakes?
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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  • #2
    NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO. Someone has to put their foot down, and that foot is me!
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #3
      Maybe his kid will be great, but without Miyagi this is just a bad idea. Call it something else if need be. Also, there better be a "You're going home in a bodybag!" line.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #4
        This just should not be done. The movie is such a time capsule of 80's culture. Fuck that shit. I'm turning into a bitter old man Hollywood. Watch it! And get off my lawn!!!!!
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #5
          The original is fucking greatness. I can't see this being anything better than The Next Karate Kid.
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          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

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          • #6
            I even have a soft spot for part 2. You can't recreate good chemistry.
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #7
              I love the first 2. They are such staples of my childhood that I can watch them anytime. Part 3 was pushing it. Part 4 was nonsense.
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #8
                Part 3 had the whole subplot of the bonzai tree. And the fact that Ralph was older than the bad guy who was in NAM with the Cobra Kai guy. That always cracks me up.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  More info.
                  The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                  • #10
                    They should just re-do Ferris Buellers Day Off, Goonies, Top Gun, Sixteen Candles, and Breakfast Club. Let nothing be sacred! Lets just go to India and eat hamburgers too! Fucking Hollywood.

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                    • #11
                      I want Mr. Miyagi pee pee up my butt!
                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • #12
                        Thats a different kind of wax on wax off.

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                        • #13
                          Ari.... WOW!
                          "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

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                          • #14
                            Fucking that's what I get for leaving my computer alone with Scott.
                            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                            • #15
                              Thats right!
                              "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                              "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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