Nirvana vs. the world

[B_Metal]

I'm getting this overwhelming feeling that at some point we're all going to be required to whip out our dongs and have a measuring contest.

[Lisa]

You mean turn it into every other thread here? Lulz!

[B_Metal]

No. I mean actually pulling our peckers out and measuring them.

[Lisa]

Right - every thread here!

[B_Metal]

NO LISA. I MEAN PROVIDING VISUAL PROOF OF OUR GENITALIA SIZES.

[Timothy225]

No. I mean actually pulling our peckers out and measuring them.

Here's mine!

NO LISA. I MEAN PROVIDING VISUAL PROOF OF OUR GENITALIA SIZES.

Oh. My bad.

[B_Metal]

+1 Tim!!!!

[Lisa]

NO LISA. I MEAN PROVIDING VISUAL PROOF OF OUR GENITALIA SIZES.

EVERY-THREAD-HERE!!

(With the possible exception of the ladies' forum. But that's only because Rob *gave* us that forum because.... every.thread.here!)

[B_Metal]

You're going to make me post mahcawk aren't you?

Well, here you go..........

  Spoiler: Feeling brave Ms. Smarty Pants?? 

[Timothy225]

NO LISA. I MEAN PROVIDING VISUAL PROOF OF OUR GENITALIA SIZES.

OK...



Kinda like that.

[Lisa]

IT WAS SILLY JACK FACE FOR MEEEEE!!! You're awesome! Hah! God, that never gets old!

[B_Metal]

You were gonna look? EWWWWWWWWWWW lol

[Lisa]

You were gonna look? EWWWWWWWWWWW lol

Because A) I knew there was no way you'd actually put your dong online. And B) my Spidey Sense told me it was something funny disguised as NSFW. And I lul'zd.

[B_Metal]

Yeah, I knew that pic would get the intended reaction. Glad you got a laugh out of it. I know I do every time I see it.

EDIT: And no, my dong will never be immortalized in picture form.

[Lisa]

And yet, despite that picture, despite the drunken boob and cooch punch, despite the many "DUR" faces, I do still love my Dr. Foxy.

(Probably because I *can* love him from afar, rather than have to deal with a drunken, cooch-punching dumbshit up close.)