My latest Jukebox boner

[Anderson]

I've got a really bad itch to scratch.

I want to buy this Wurlitzer and fix it up. I just can't justify the money based on these few photos.

http://louisville.craigslist.org/for/1692550060.html

[BillyG]

How far a drive to check it out? $300 seems like a damn fine deal.

[Abraham Smashington]

That would be sweet.

[Howard]

How far a drive to check it out? $300 seems like a damn fine deal.

Except it's not in working condition and no mention as to what the problem is exactly. $300 seems a little steep given the current information.

[BillyG]

Except it's not in working condition and no mention as to what the problem is exactly. $300 seems a little steep given the current information.

Yea, well you're talking to the guy that is about ready to drop $5k on this GTO parked in a yard in this shit heel town that may not even have anything under the hood but a dead cat and some weeds.

[Ed Hocken]

I want to see the jukebox fixed up and then for Rickles to re-enact scenes from Happy Days as The Fonz.

[Howard]

Yea, well you're talking to the guy that is about ready to drop $5k on this GTO parked in a yard in this shit heel town that may not even have anything under the hood but a dead cat and some weeds.

Bad Billy. Bad. Patience. You need some. You can get that price lower.

(with apologies to our Jewish brethren) Summon your inner Jew (or in my case, inner accountant).

[BillyG]

Oh, I'm not saying I can't get it lower, but I would willingly spend that.

[Anderson]

I checked it out. It was about a 30 minute drive.

Smells like soup and cigarettes. It works, but the motorized arm inside of the machine gives me doubts. The thing sticks a lot and the owner was surprised that it was working.

Yes, I did manage to turn it on by giving it a Fonzie Hadouken.