Contest

[BudLeonard]

Figure out what Steve Wynn did to make Garth Brooks come out of retirement for sixteen weeks of shows in Vegas.

a) offered him a literal ton of money
b) held Trisha Yearwood at gunpoint
c) threatened to re-release the Chris Gaines album and bankroll "The Lamb," Brooks' Gaines movie
d) nothing, this is just the set up for "Ocean's Fourteen"
e) all of the above
f) other, please list

[Shit Dickface]

f) Brooks saw Nathan Rabin's "Nashville or Bust" entry on him and thought that it was his calling to get back in the game.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

HAHAHAAHA....I would say A, C and D...

[Ed Hocken]

God, do I miss Johnny Cash.

[Howard]

Ain't nothing wrong with Garth Brooks. He can come out of retirement. I'll take him over any of the new acts coming out of country for the past 8 years or so.

[Matt]

A. Money
and
G. Boredom

[Abraham Smashington]

Who gives a shit about Garth Brooks? Unless he's gonna be a Smurf again.

[Matt]

You've gotta love that Garth's big announcement has been overshadowed by some stupid kid in a weather balloon.

[Abraham Smashington]

Ah, ok. I haven't heard shit about him until this thread. Had no idea there was some big announcement.

[gravedigger]

full disclosure: there are, like, two and half songs on that Christ Gaines album I like. Also, the liner notes are a master class in unintentional hilarity.

[B_Metal]

I believe Garth Brooks bed a demon and this bullshit "new country" thing. For that alone, fuck Garth Brooks.