HORRIBLE news, guys.

[Lesley]

You shut your filthy mouth. Dave is a beautiful man who smells like flowers and fresh cut grass.

[Howard]

Jeff Ament is from Montana. I think that alone is enough to nullify any argument you have.

And it's a DM song, not DMB.

I done got served. Can't believe my internets search failed me so hard. Ament indeed is full of win (Mother Love Bone and Temple of the Dog alone). Ok, so Montana is one lone shining light of musicmanship. Shall I list the bands of awesome from Texas and *shudder* Florida (Hawaii doesn't need any - it's awesome all by itself)? Do I need to go there?

[B_Metal]

You shut your filthy mouth. Dave is a beautiful man who smells like patchuli and fresh picked marijuana

Fixed and agreed.

[Howard]

Truer words have never been typed.

[Ed Hocken]

So Dave Matthews just reeks then?

[Abraham Smashington]

Well he does pour shit on old people, so he can't smell that good.

[Ed Hocken]

Jeez, how old was that story? Get with the times, man.

[B_Metal]

So Dave Matthews just reeks then?

Depends on the quality of the marijuana, some of that shit smells beautiful.

[Ed Hocken]

I must be smelling the wrong weed then. It all smells rank to me.

Much like incence, Oh man do I not like that crap.

[Abraham Smashington]

Jeez, how old was that story? Get with the times, man.

Not old enough as it still annoys Lesley.

[Ed Hocken]

Well, all I can advise Lesley to do is to find some story involving one of Rob's heroes where they fucked up.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's not hard:

[B_Metal]

That's not hard:

Courtney Love killed him, at least that's what all the alt-tards are telling me.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well, all I can advise Lesley to do is to find some story involving one of Rob's heroes where they fucked up.

Also:

[Ed Hocken]

Dude, I may be a devoted follower but I don't remember EVERY episode.

As for Cobain, I do think Love had something to do with it. But I never believed it was some kind of conspiracy.