Shakira

[Anderson]

This bitch sings like Babelfish translates.

[Anderson]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aEW_Z5Va5s

That's what got me on the current diatribe.

[Ed Hocken]

That's what happens when you don't sing in your native language. Her English singing voice pitches all over the place.

[Anderson]

That's what happens when you don't sing in your native language. Her English singing voice pitches all over the place.

If you can, I recommend grabbing the lyrics to She-Wolf. It has fuck all to do with pitch.

It's all about not knowing how to translate shit and convert from Spanish to English.

[Ed Hocken]

Probably that, but then if you take any J-Pop song. It's the same thing. The lyrics don't make any sense.

[Anderson]

Probably that, but then if you take any J-Pop song. It's the same thing. The lyrics don't make any sense.

It's the same thing to a point. This goes beyond Engrish. This goes to a special plateau of bad.

[Abraham Smashington]

Why are you listening to Shakira?

[Ari]

Because whenever, wherever
They're meant to be together
He'll be there and she'll be near
And that's the deal my Rob

[Anderson]

Why are you listening to Shakira?

I watched the video because the PS3 Home Version is so blurry, I though she was naked.

Now, I just to see her writhe. Plus, it's so stupid. Plus, she's about 1 bad album away from doing a video of her naked hula hooping.

I did it for the titties, yo'

[Ed Hocken]

She also really small, like nearly 5 feet tall.

So for those of you who like'em petite. There ya go.

[Abraham Smashington]

Well she does have a smoking body. I'll give her that.

[Ari]

So does a bear on fire. Doesn't mean I want to hear it sing.

[Ed Hocken]

There is a thing called the "Mute" button.

[Anderson]

So does a bear on fire. Doesn't mean I want to hear it sing.

You can always choke her until you spooge.

[Abraham Smashington]

that's what she said.