WE GOIN' CHICKEN HUNTIN'

[B_Metal]

OH YEAH. And once, I was on the bus, and a bunch of Juggalos got on. No face paint, but they were street-urchin types with white kid dreads, bleached hair, and some of the worst fucking ICP-related tattoos ever. One of them was carrying a big stick. They all looked like Deliverance extras, except skinnier. This one tubby girl kept gravitating between three of the boys, kissing each of them. This went on for about three miles of constant stops. I wanted to hulk the fuck out and destroy the entire back half of that bus.

I thought you said BLACK half for a second......

Eugenics and racism aside, etc. etc.

which made this much funnier.

I'm glad I was wrong though, racists are gay.

[BudLeonard]

So I've been working in the camping and tourism industry since 2005, and from 2005-2007 I was the arts director of a camp in Ohio. One session I had these two kids, one was a obese little guy with spiked hair, and the other was this kid who looked like your average Ohio lower-middle class kid. They were best friends, and they were junior juggalos. How do I know this?

They signed up to take art with me, and I guess they decided that they were going to work ICP shit into everything they made, because that's what I had to stare at for an entire week.

I kind of want to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos. Just, you know, for a sociology perspective. See also the Creation Museum.

Also, when I would go smoke and make out with my then-girlfriend, we'd usuallypass under several bridges that were decorated with ornate juggalo grafitti. I wish I'd taken a picture of this one I saw, because it was a) huge, b) not very well done and c) some memorial to a dead juggalo.

[Shit Dickface]

I kind of want to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos. Just, you know, for a sociology perspective. See also the Creation Museum.

Same. Did you check out that (cringe) Vice Mag article I posted? It's pretty interesting/depressing/horrible. I also had the privilege of being linked to pictures during a juggalo discussion on another board, and those were even worse.

Tons of hicks setting shit on fire, getting drunk, breaking stuff, showing amorphous, sweaty titties, wearing facepaint, and it all culminated in an anecdote where one of their crew - a skinny, ratty-looking dude - ate out a fat girl in exchange for "gas money" for her and her friend to get home. With pictorial evidence.

After seeing stuff like that, I kinda hope that the 2012=apocalypse thing has some weight behind it.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's horrifying. Ugh.

[Shit Dickface]

you guys,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ryL8oK0D4

[Abraham Smashington]

lulz. I was just going to the parking garage to grab a lighter and ran into a group of fucking juggalos. They live BELOW US! OMGZ haha. Made me snicker. One of em was an albino. Poor fucker.

[gravedigger]

Oh shit, ICP is coming to town in September! YESSSSS!

[Shit Dickface]

http://www.vbs.tv/blog/2009-the-year-juggalo-broke

[Abraham Smashington]

Still doesn't change the fact that they suck.

[gravedigger]

LOL, juggaloser.

Magic City represent!

[Abraham Smashington]

Looks like one of my cousins. Hilarious.

[Abraham Smashington]

Lulz. So much lulz.

[gravedigger]

dot dot dot

[B_Metal]

Couldn't finish the vid. I lulz'd toooo much.

[Shit Dickface]

Fucking god in heaven.