WE GOIN' CHICKEN HUNTIN'

[Abraham Smashington]

Jesus Christ. Go youth of America. I should hire Dj Clay and Sugar Slam to do an informercial for us....

Wow. Ceej, I'm so glad you got out of the Juggalo bs. This video is fucking hilarious and horrifying all at the same time.

[Shit Dickface]

FFFFFFFFF. I used to like ICP a lot, but then I turned fifteen.

[Nathan]

Cops are gonna be getting some serious overtime.

[Abraham Smashington]

The saddest thing for me? Ice Cube is gonna be there. Poor, poor Ice Cube.

But yeah. I used to be into them when I was like 15. And I still stand by my assertation that some of the music is well produced, but the rhymes? Redonkulous.

[Nathan]

And the fans? In need of sterilization.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yes. Oh man, I still remember Ceej in College with his face painted up for Halloween. Good shit.

[Nathan]

Need pics.

[Jan]

The saddest thing for me? Ice Cube is gonna be there. Poor, poor Ice Cube.

Yeah, I guess he cries every morning thinking about the shit he has put himself through to keep his stack and laments that Eazy-E found such an easy way out. Ain´t sellout a bitch.

Though I can only view this jugtards with rather scientific interest to determine rate of retardation in nowadays youth since we simply don´t have that sub-"culture" (and I am obviously using that word in the loosest sense here) over here. Yay for me!

[gravedigger]

Jesus, Razor Ramon's really put on some weight, huh?

This is a pretty useful infomercial, though. Can anyone get some GPS coordinates to Al Qaeda or something? Tell them it's an important meeting for some high-level government officials or something.

[Abraham Smashington]

WINNAR.

[gravedigger]

Hahaha, I love how the fat guy is totally amped for all the shitty ICP-like bands but all he can muster for Ice Cube is "oh gosh".

OMG, Vanilla Ice!

[Ed Hocken]

And to think, I thought I made some bad decisions when I had a short lived HIM obession. Wow.

And Jan, does Germany have these losers like us yanks or what? Does Germany even get Faygo?

[Jan]

And Jan, does Germany have these losers like us yanks or what? Does Germany even get Faygo?

Naw, not like these. Maybe in Eastern-Germany or in other reservoirs that I am not aware of. But we have enough trouble ignoring Tokio Hotel to pay attention to those losers as well I guess. Hence my scientific interest in these "beings".

[Captain Russ]

The saddest thing for me? Ice Cube is gonna be there. Poor, poor Ice Cube.

The man made Barbershop. And Are We There Yet?

Fuck him. He deserves this.

[Ed Hocken]

Naw, not like these. Maybe in Eastern-Germany or in other reservoirs that I am not aware of. But we have enough trouble ignoring Tokio Hotel to pay attention to those losers as well I guess. Hence my scientific interest in these "beings".

So there are kids trying to emulate Tokio Hotel? There's not enough hair product in the world to replicate that violation of physics.