WE GOIN' CHICKEN HUNTIN'

[BillyG]

My eyes bled after watching that video.

EYES!? HOW DO THEY WORK?

[V]

EYES!? HOW DO THEY WORK?

And let's not involve any scienticians, please?

[BillyG]

Scienticians are funded by the liberal Jew banking conspiracy.

[Ed Hocken]

Scienticians are funded by the liberal Jew banking conspiracy.

Got that right *Signs another check and laughs*

[Abraham Smashington]

YESSS....

Violent J responds to the "Miracles" hate.

P.S. -
We feel like these haters are the big dumb, popular jocks ganging up on the little class clown scrub. When they have no idea the scrub is really a highly skilled, deadly, ninja assassin capable of cleaning their fuckin’ clocks.

[nerdious dorkus]

Ugh. Let's define a word by using the word in the definition and not really define it.

[Captain Russ]

Werks fer hym.


ISSA MIRACKLE.

[BillyG]

I think if the scrub is a world class ninja he wouldn't remain a scrub for long.

[Ed Hocken]

Scrub?

Language I used to hear in Middle School is still being used?

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuckin A. I hate Tila, but goddamn that's some rough shit.

[Chris Miller]

Since she's not dead, I'm going to go ahead and:
A. Laugh my ass off and
B. Yet again bemoan the fact that this whole ordeal wasn't nuked from space.

[Captain Russ]

Dumb enough to go to something called the Gathering of the Juggalos...

[Chris Miller]

Honestly, I mean, I don't think anyone deserves to have something like this happen, but if you're stupid enough to not do two minutes of research into the kind of festival you're performing at, you probably shouldn't be surprised when something terrible happens. This is like if Justin Beiber played the next NAMBLA conference and then was outraged that he got dickskewered.

[Abraham Smashington]

Win. I just loved the internet white knights regarding this. Personally I fucking laughed my ass off only due to the ridiculous image of a thousand fatties chasing down a fucking mogwai.

[Chris Miller]

Attention Internet: Getting outraged over this will not get Tila Tequila to fuck you. It may, however, get her to flash you "so you'll calm down".