Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Michael Jackson's back! *eye roll*

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    Michael Jackson's back! *eye roll*

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Musi...ack/index.html

    I'm sure he won't even be able to do all 10. But I found this to be the best line in the whole article:

    "Michael is the best performer in the world," said 28-year-old Joanne English. "I haven't seen him perform before and that's the reason why I definitely want to get tickets to go."
    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.
    Tags: None
  • #2
    I'd kill to go back in time and see MJ pre-Dangerous. But now? Not so much.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

    Comment

    • #3
      He will frighten thousands with this.
      "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

      Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

      Comment

      • #4
        Will the mantitties be back?

        I'll pay to see the horror on the faces of thousands!
        Me quick one want slow

        Comment

        • #5
          I used to have a Thriller MJ doll when I was a kid. Oh how I loved that thing.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

          Comment

          • #6
            I had the glove, the socks, and the Thriller jacket.
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

            Comment

            • #7
              Pictures of you wearing that shit Nathan. NOW!
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

              Comment

              • #8
                I hope there aren't any or they were destroyed when I crossed the bridge of death and answered the questions 3.
                Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

                Comment

                • #9
                  Originally posted by Nathan View Post
                  I had the glove, the socks, and the Thriller jacket.

                  Same here, minus the jacket.
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    I RULE!!
                    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Indeed.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        I think just buying the Moonwalker arcade cabinet, lots of booze, and inviting drunk assholes to play it would be more exciting than an MJ concert.

                        It will be the equivalent of watching Glass Ass in IMAX3D, while the song from Halloween 3 is played on a keytar.
                        Me quick one want slow

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          But would Mr Hands be there?

                          I'm guessing yes.
                          Last edited by Nathan; 03-05-2009, 01:06 PM. Reason: funny
                          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            He'd be the opening act.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              And what an opening!! Huh, amIright?
                              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

                              Comment

                              Previous template Next
                              Working...
                              X