What Are You Listening to Right Now?

[Captain Russ]

An artist rendering of me I had commissioned for our new seaworthy craft: Muskrat Love.

I killed him in international waters for skimping on my majestic manbroom.

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[Timothy225]

[Captain Russ]

Almost married Tennille.

Until that story about Kissinger made the rounds.

[Timothy225]

HENRY KISSINGER IS A SEXUAL GOD! The man has KISSING in his last name for cryin' out loud!

Also:



Henry tapped that. That's why she's smiling.

[Lisa]

I can't even see the videos till I get home, although I can see the pictures. This thread has gone 110% amazeballs!

[B_Metal]

Anyone heard of Yacht Bounce?

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Yeah, me neither but if we're all derping up in here why not?

EDIT:Another sample.

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[Captain Russ]

The third wife sporting the swimsuit I bought for her in June of '77.


Good times, Linda. Good times.

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[Lisa]

YES!

[teledork]

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This concludes our broadcast day.

Fuck you, icehole! That damn song was my first "song" with a girl. Lying, conniving bitch. Although she did have pretty great breasts.

At one point I had a full collection of all the LRB records.

[Captain Russ]

Still one of my favorite live albums.

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[PHEDG]

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[PHEDG]

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[Captain Russ]

That album is awesome.

She is awesome.

[Matt]

The new Van Halen tune is utter and complete dogshit. It would barely qualify as a filler tune off of DIVER DOWN.

[Captain Russ]

New Van Halen?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god Ed, hang it the fuck up already.