I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--Ari
Everyone who has netflix on demand: Go watch Daniel Tosh's special. You will be glad you listened to me.
I just watched it yesterday - pretty funny. It was creeping me out at first because his voice sounds just like someone and I couldn't figure out for about half of the show. If you like Gaffigan you'll notice how sometimes they sound exactly alike.
If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.
We saw Doug Stanhope this weekend at the Varsity Theater in Dinkytown. We were like 2 feet from the stage. was pretty awesome. We got to see some fat coked up kid attempt hardcore to hand Doug cocaine. Many times. We saw some crazy bitch (that was right behind us) meander up to the stage and start flicking her tongue at Doug and then tried to pull him off stage. Then we got to see her charge the stage (after they kicked her out the first time) and then the bouncer threw her out the back door. Then after the show there was a brawl between some punks and some dudes in business suits and some old dude got knocked over and almost took Lesley with him. It was a pretty good time. aha.
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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