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I too will be going to hell. See y'all there!Originally posted by Theodore Moistington III View Post
And the sad part of that pic is that kid is probably 4 and weighs as much as me.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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I realize that I'm a bit drunk right now... but bear with me.
Look at the second frame of that picture... where the kid rides that very sturdily built scooter.
Would that not be the most horrifying thing in the world if that were the last thing you were to see? A 300 pound toddler delivering soup right before he runs you down in the street like a dog?
... and comes back to pick you up to bring you to the kitchen? Because face facts. That Kung Pao Beef is coming from somewhere...Comment
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How's he gonna haul your corpse back to the sherp?
Not like he can waddle off that thing. His rolls are permanently stuck inside the seat.
ETA: On that second picture, he obviousry make house rean.Me quick one want slowComment
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He's all making motorcycle noises while hauling ass straight for you, flecks of fucking spittle flying from his fat face as his jowls wiggle mercilessly like the hounds of Hell snapping at your heels."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Sad. We all knew the day would come when they replace Wilford Brimley.Originally posted by AriComment
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I can't believe you fucks are applying the Jim Garrison "Back and to the left, back and to the left, back and to the left" analysis.
Still pretty damn funny."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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That kid's got to be at Jake levels of strength! Look at how much extra tonnage he's fucking hauling around. I'm 205 and he probably could tote me like a sack of groceries easy!Originally posted by McMeatbag View PostComment
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What's sad is that he is so fat his eyes won't open."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Yarp... he'll have that 'permanently pissed at life' look(or the 'horribly myopic' look, depending on your outlook.) for the rest of his short life.
I fucking shudder to guess that kid's cholesterol count...Comment
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"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Ever have one of those days?? Yeah,I do..
“Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it’s always your choice.”Comment
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