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That first pic looks like the turtles are trying to keep that guy from stabbing the lady with the nice cleavage. "I like turtles!"
My dad had a few of those mags lying around when I was a kid. I remember one with a guy saving a girl from some banditos, armed only with a bullwhip and a knife.Comment
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WE need a good killer tortoise movie."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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We need more mags like those.Comment
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*tortoise slowly approaches college co-eds*
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! IT'S TEN FEET AWAY!
*twenty minutes of intercutting between determined tortoise and terrified co-eds*
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! IT'S NINE FEET AWAY!
etc."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Next month in HAIRY CHESTED MAN-APE MAGAZINE:Originally posted by Nick Vanderhuge View Post
Can Nick Vanderhuge save the comely co-eds from THE CRAWLING TERROR?
Abe Smashington vs. a horde of killer robots in LIKE A BOSS!
And Master Shake brings the pain in GHOST PEPPER!Comment
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Looks like I'm heading for San Antonio!Comment
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"Turtle Soup's on the menu tonight, girls!"Comment
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That is fantastic.
And accurate.Me quick one want slowComment
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They took her innocence.
THIS WILL NOT STANDMe quick one want slowComment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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av/postOriginally posted by McMeatbag View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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