Suri Cruise's "Burn Book"

[Lisa]

I almost hate starting a thread for this, because on a board comprised mostly of guys, I'm one of the very few - or possibly the only - person who's going to find this hilarious, but I just discovered this blog, and I'm in LOVE!

http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/

Whoever this person is is a funny motherfucker! It's a blog "written" by Suri Cruise in which she disdainfully makes fun of every single Hollywood child you can think of, criticizes their clothes, and regularly makes fun of Tom and Katie. It is possibly one of the funniest things I've seen online in a long time!

[Ben Thomas]

I endorse this.

[Abraham Smashington]

freaking great.

[Lisa]

I can't believe two guys agree with me! I stand corrected. And you're both awesome!

[Abraham Smashington]

It's just so well done.

[Lisa]

I love the one where she's carrying the Target bag and the caption says, "I swear, I was just holding this for a friend." Plus, I love how instead of "Mommy & Daddy", she calls Tom & Katie "Tom & Katie".

There are two kinds of city children. The me kind, and the Ava Jackman kind.

I have a car service so I don’t ruin my heels walking, while she wears sneakers and rides a scooter. (I had to Google [foot push not a bike] to find out what that weird thing is even called.)

I would never be seen in such an urban-boring outfit. She’s wearing more brown articles of clothing than I have in my entire wardrobe.

And most importantly, she’s on her way to school, while I deemed school an overrated bureaucratic time-waster weeks ago.

[Timothy225]

That site's a pisser, Lisa. Great find!

[Lisa]

Love this!

Kate Hudson has been photographed out and about a lot in the last week, while she has been vacationing with the family in London. Here are some of the places where she has been spotted:

A cafe lunch with son Ryder and fiance Matt Bellamy
A soccer game with son Ryder and fiance Matt Bellamy
A bike ride with fiance Matt Bellamy

You guys, I think Kate Hudson forgot that she has a baby! Poor Bing is always being left behind with a grandma or a babysitter or just a baby Life Alert bracelet, maybe. I would let Tom and Katie have that second baby they’ve been wanting if they agreed to treat it like this.

[BillyG]

Yeah this is great stuff.

[Lisa]

Today's post from Suri's Burn Book:

Us Weekly has a story up on their website right now claiming that Victoria Beckham went on a $645 shopping spree for Baby Harper.

$645? I don’t consider a shopping trip a “spree” until American Express has called to verify charges.

Also, if you ask my opinion, that little dress isn’t going to do Harper’s shapeless body any favors.

[B_Metal]

Hahhahaha, That's great.

[Lisa]

I know, I love the part about AMEX calling to verify the charges!

[Lola]

Omg,I SO needed that laugh today!! Good job,Lisa

[Lisa]

Lola, when you have time to sit down and read it, read the whole thing - it's only about 25 pages tops. It's hilarious!

[Lola]

May as well,it's not like I'll be getting any sleep tonight. Grrr...