Awkward Celebrity Photos

[Timothy225]

The look... of love... or is that "LUNCH!"? Seriously, Boy Wonder needs some Bat SlimFast, stat!

Julie Newmar? Lee Majors? Adam West? Man, aging can be brutal, especially these days where cameras can pick up every fucking pore and wrinkle on your face.

[Abraham Smashington]

I always feel awkward when I take a picture with a celebrity.

[Abraham Smashington]

mostly due to my massive erection.

[V]

mostly due to my massive Adam West erection.

repaired...

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, that guy in the picture with Julie just reaffirms my hatred for v-necks.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, where is his other hand going?

[Timothy225]

Also, where is his other hand going?

That does explain the somewhat shocked look on her face.

[Abraham Smashington]

I remember taking a picture with Priscella Barnes a few years ago (and I still think she's still pretty good looking) and she was wearing this low cut dress and I wasn't sure where to put my hands and GOD IT WAS AWKWARD.

[V]

That does explain the somewhat shocked look on her face.

It's the plastic surgery. All her fear is on the inside.

[Lisa]

Also, where is his other hand going?

It's the awkward "Hand Placed Lightly On the Belly" Prom Pose picture, a.k.a "I Swear I Didn't Get Her Pregnant, I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Other Hand."

[Timothy225]

Ah! Thanks, Lisa - I wouldn't know as I never went to my prom, nor had a picture taken there.

[Abraham Smashington]

[Abraham Smashington]

[Ed Hocken]

Did the bald guy just go into "I CAME" mode?

[V]

You fucking bastard! Hot tea out of the nose fucking hurts! Bucky spazzed from the noise, and now he's hiding somewhere.

So if you were trying to piss off my cat, then mission accomplished!