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  • #16
    His hair angers me.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #17
      Let me guess Nathan, you attempted to get that hair cut before shaving your head in a fit of rage? Didn't ya?
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #18
        No. Maybe it just looks like his hair is an alien organism trying to eat his head and I merely wish to save the poor lad.
        Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
        Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
        POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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        • #19
          It was over at the AV Club where one of the writers called Bieber a "Baked-Alaskan" crooner.

          It was a brilliant remark.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #20
            <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/justin_bieber"><img src="http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_32.jpg" alt="How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?" /></a>
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            • #21
              Goddamn, Mike!
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #22
                Just announced. November 6th Bieber Invasion hits Houston. I can currently take out 25. I have time to train.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                  Goddamn, Mike!
                  My non-aversion to repurposing beiber's body parts is the secret of my success. I think I did lose points for height though...
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                  • #24
                    I will say Mike, I will now refrain from sassing the military force of Canada....for five minutes.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #25
                      32 Biebers....
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                      • #26
                        Gonna use the Blumpkins on 'em?
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #27
                          26 Biebers? Are they kidding me? They're not taking into account my awesome fatness - I can crush a couple of them at once with one good body slam!
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                          • #28
                            19 Biebers. Hilarious! Thank you for finding this!
                            Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                              Originally posted by gravedigger
                              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                              Originally posted by Martin
                              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Abraham Smashington View Post
                                Nah, good on that kid. Fucker was found THROUGH YOU TUBE AND NOW MAKES MILLIONS.

                                I agree, but my fetish for eviscerating pop icons with my bare hands overcomes my pragmatism.
                                "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                                "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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