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This is the best site ever. The accounts are very well written, but soul-crushing. THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! -
"Proust-like crime novel"!
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If this is anything like "Look at this Fucking hipster", we're in for some gold.
BEAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I was in tears the first time I found that site. And I thought I was all cool, I thought, "Hey, I can send them a couple of my bad dates, right?" Wrong - the stuff on there makes mine pale by comparison. There's nothing I could send them that could be funnier than the stuff on there.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Finally, for our third date, he asked me to come to his apartment so that he could “cook me the meal of my dreams.” We set the date and I said I would bring the wine. I arrived at the appointed time, and he opened the door. Everything smelled wonderfully good, just as he had said, and I said I would uncork the wine to give it a chance to breathe.
As I was uncorking the wine, I heard a noise behind me. A woman with a doubled up fist was striding towards me, screaming, “You whore, get out of my house, he’s MY brother and I am going to f**k him, not you, you slut!!” I swung my purse at her just as she was attempting to hit me in the face and hauled ass out of there.
cannot breathe"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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See what I mean? Nothing, absolutely nothing in my dating history is as funny as that.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Fixed.Originally posted by LisaNY View Post- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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is this site suitable for work viewing?Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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Don't see why not... no porn.
Boo!Comment
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Yes, it's all just stories. The only pictures are all SFW that I've seen.Originally posted by Matt View Post2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Oh man I have tears rolling down my face. This is hysterical! But I may never date again.Comment
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I'm convinced that you have to go through a couple of these to meet a nice guy in the long run. We all have to do our time!
2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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"The creature I met at the restaurant had a development problem; his cranium was space-alien enormous, his bones looked frail, and his pale under-fed body was barely 5 feet tall."
A-hahahaha! This was the first one I laughed at, so far they're just plain horrifying. But awesome. It's like a car wreck, you don't want to look, but you can't tear your eyes away.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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