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[Abraham Smashington]

Which is fine B. You don't say that Satan has my soul. We're cool.

[Abraham Smashington]

Also, I made sure to say I have no problems with beliefs. Which is true. Only when she said FACTS.

[Shit Dickface]

haha I like how you threw in "REMEMBER THAT I EJACULATED IN/ON/AROUND YOU" as an aside for your religious argument

[B_Metal]

I gotcha, no need for a Michael/Lucifer type throwdown. Just ditch the loon before she drowns you to "save" your soul a la Andrea Yates

[ecp]

I felt tired this morning, fucking satan...

[BillyG]

Andrea Yates

Five time Mother of the Year winner, 2001.


You're so fucked up B.

[Shit Dickface]

I blame Satan for that hobo calling me a faggot this morning because I didn't have any change.

[B_Metal]

I felt tired this morning, fucking satan...

I'm using that if I'm ever late to work. Satan made me sleep late. *walk away whistling Halloween theme song*

[Phat Dizaztr]

Rob would it be okay if called Satan and had him take this crazy out. I am just worried that she might come hurt the Anti-Christ.

All joking aside sleep with your doors locked and something to protect your self with. This one sounds like one of those; you wake up with her sitting in your living room with a gun types, or watches you sleep types! Creepy!

[Abraham Smashington]

haha I like how you threw in "REMEMBER THAT I EJACULATED IN/ON/AROUND YOU" as an aside for your religious argument

Yeah, I probably shouldn't have but I did anyways. Oh well. I'm already fucked according to her, so WHATEVER PARTY LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING!

*ejaculates all over this thread*

[Lisa]

*ejaculates all over this thread*

(*Sighs heavily and gets out mop, bucket, paper towels, industrial size container of Pine Sol, hooks up garden hose to the hot water...*)

[Abraham Smashington]

[Martin]

Yeah, I know some Jesus lovers who acknowledged that the Bible was so edited and altered in the early days that you probably don't have a clear picture of the original text. If you take the Bible granted, words-for-words, you also believe that the Earth is 6000 years old. If you're a believer, and you grasp the core message of tolerance of the Bible, you're also lucid enough to get that in events like First Council of Nicaea, whole Gospels were removed to accomodate the political agenda of the Roman political body that would become the Vatican. They're facts, but hey, what's those to creeps that believes in SKY CAKE!

That aside, did you smash her pooper back then, Rob? Sodomy is also a sin.

[V]

If you're a believer, and you grasp the core message of tolerance of the Bible, you're also lucid enough to get that in events like First Council of Nicaea, whole Gospels were removed to accomodate the political agenda of the Roman political body that would become the Vatican. They're facts, but hey, what's those to creeps that believes in SKY CAKE!

That aside, did you smash her pooper back then, Rob? Sodomy is also a sin.

Goddamnit, Martin!

You know what happens when certain people try to think! They give you the same 'deer in the headlights' look as I get when I explain the 'Flying Spaghetti Monster'...

Oh... and +1 rep for mentioning butt secks.

[Abraham Smashington]

Yeah, I know some Jesus lovers who acknowledged that the Bible was so edited and altered in the early days that you probably don't have a clear picture of the original text. If you take the Bible granted, words-for-words, you also believe that the Earth is 6000 years old. If you're a believer, and you grasp the core message of tolerance of the Bible, you're also lucid enough to get that in events like First Council of Nicaea, whole Gospels were removed to accomodate the political agenda of the Roman political body that would become the Vatican. They're facts, but hey, what's those to creeps that believes in SKY CAKE!

That aside, did you smash her pooper back then, Rob? Sodomy is also a sin.

Exactly. This chick is just SATAN IS EVIL, THE BIBLE TOLD ME SO, REPENT SINNER. There is no higher thinking there.

And no. No pooper smashing.